London Yellow - Fucking Simp lyrics

Hey I love you I wanna be
With you uh no that's stupid
Uh, hi princess no what?
Hey how are you doing today queen?
I'm traveling with Tyrone
What do you want London?
Yeah I just, y'know
Wanted to send some money today
Oh yeah, can you actually send
That two hundred?
Oh yeah, of course I can actually-

Stop calling me a simp i am not a simp
I love her she loves me back
We're in a relationship
It's been two years and I ain't get a kiss
I don't need it though
Physical relations can't compare to this
We're in love on some L-O-V-E
Comment on her pictures
Then I send her money


That's my baby, that's my sugar wooger
Lady, never do her shady
Maybe in a couple years will seal the deal

Just to keep it real
I wish she didn't have a boyfriend though
Bought them tickets to Flog Gnaw
They told me that I couldn't go
So I stayed home and scrolled
Through all her posts
I saw you call her gross
She's actually a queen so you
Should hit the road fucking idiot
All the clothes she wears, I bought that shit
Clearly me and her are close
As balls and dick (I love you princess)
She let's me in her house
I watch her cats while she's on trips
Cotton is my favorite cat
He snuggles me and sprays his piss
I clean her toilet, wash her dishes
And took out the trash
I texted her this morning she
Ain't hit me back she probably sleeping in
She always tells me there's a lot on her mind
And that's the only reason me and her
Never spend time
I love you so much girl, god you're so fine
And I do respect your boundaries
I will never cross that line
(I don't need a hug)
Your boyfriend's lucky that I know
He's a good guy, even though that one time
I showed up unexpected
And he punched me in my eye

What little nigga? Hey Mr tyrone, um
I was just in the neighborhood and I
Was thinking uh maybe I just
Stop by and see Lauren, is she here?
She ain't here can I help you?
Hey, uh, I think I see
Her, that's her right there
Right? Is that her back there?
I think I see her

Stop calling me a simp i am not a simp
I love her she loves me back
We're in a relationship
It's been two years and I ain't get a kiss
I don't need it though
Physical relations can't compare to this
We're in love on some L-O-V-E
Comment on her pictures
Then I send her money
That's my baby, that's my sugar wooger
Lady, never do her shady
Maybe in a couple years will seal the deal

I got a lifetime subscription
Of OnlyFans account
Her boyfriend moaning in the videos
I just turn the volume down
I always tip on every post because
My queen deserves a crown
And I'ma be there with her
When Tyrone let her down
See me and her had loved each
Other for a long while
Remember when I met her couldn't speak
All I did was smile
Two summers ago, swiped right
It was a perfect match
She told me how she's struggling
And I couldn't have that
So I Uber'd her to my apartment
'cause I don't have a car
Even though it wasn't that far
She showed up looking gorgeous
I remember losing control of my heart
She said she's super hungry
So we got a lift of Walmart
I bought her over six hundred
Dollars worth of groceries
But most importantly she held my hand
In the back of the Uber
I brought her straight home, went
In for the kiss
She pulled a strange maneuver
Even if it takes my whole life
I'ma get through to her

Stop calling me a simp i am not a simp
I love her she loves me back
We're in a relationship
It's been two years and I ain't get a kiss
I don't need it though
Physical relations can't compare to this
We're in love on some L-O-V-E
Comment on her pictures
Then I send her money
That's my baby, that's my sugar wooger
Lady, never do her shady
Maybe in a couple years will seal the deal
Stop-Stop calling me a simp i am not a simp
I love her she loves me back
We're in a relationship
It's been two years and I ain't get a kiss
I don't need it though
Physical relations can't compare to this
We're in love on some L-O-V-E
Comment on her pictures
Then I send her money
That's my baby, that's my sugar wooger
Lady, never do her shady
Maybe in a couple years will seal the deal