London Yellow - If You're a Baby Listen to This lyrics

Ah la la la baby crying
Uh- no! No, please stop
Oh my god he's doing it again
(Yo what's wrong?)
Hey, sir, can you please come help me?
(yeah sure sure) he just won't stop crying
(I know exactly what to say to your child)

Welcome to this world
You little stupid bitch
I love you so much i promise you
You can not fathom it
I once heard that life's a
Bitch and I agree so, there you go
I just had to let you know and set the tone
So now you know learn your ABCs and 123s and
Be just who you are
You can work inside of an office or
You can be a fucking star
One sounds better, but that's just me
Do what you want, you're still my baby


Well, you're not mine and I'm not having kids
But if I do, I love you like this
Love your parents because you
Came out their butt
And love your foes because love everyone
Not literally that would be weird
If you are a girl, it's hard to grow a beard
I'm just filling you in on life
Sometimes it's trash, sometimes it's nice
Animals are cool because they won't judge you
People aren't cool because they
Will judge you
You're just a baby, you don't understand
If you think you do understand, well
You are wrong you don't understand
Memes are things that old people do
I don't agree, that's according to you
If you're a boy, you can make new babies
With your special boy goo goo goo ga ga
Boo boo bla bla
When you're older, tell me what that means
Everything anyone tells you is a lie
Yes, including me
Trust your friends and family
But fuck your friends and family
There's one truth to life and that's that:
Doja Cat is mad at me hot stuff burns
But you won't understand until you get burnt
Life twists and turns
Wear a condom or your PP hurts
Don't hit a girl unless she is much older
It's okay to say that your bro has a boulder

Aye, baby count your money up with
Juice in your sippy cup, but
Money don't buy happiness
But money buys a bigger butt
You can be addicted to whatever
Fucking drug you want
There's a crowd for everyone
Just don't be like everyone
There is ten numbers in a cellphone address
Just a random fact
Just in case you're wondering
Jealousy and anger make you look stupid
And love is just as real as Cupid

Baby, listen to me
I am telling you some trufies
When I was a baby, we had way better movies
When I was a baby
I was drinking on some boobies
If you are a baby
Then you're very special to me
I'm so freaking happy you were born
And I will always be it is very easy to die
So please walk more carefully
I don't even know you
But I know you are the fucking shit
No matter what you do in life
Remember: Just Enjoy That Bitch!
(Because you're a baby) baby this
Baby that listen to your mom and paps
Stupid baby fucking bitch
You don't even pay no rent
You be puking on your bib fucking asshole

Welp, there you go your baby is
Just about all calmed down there, buddy
(yeah! yeah! I bet he is) huh?
(You're just gonna sit here and
Like raise my fucking child?)
I was just saying some general things
I didn't really feel like I was
(Oh! General?)
Raising your baby or anything like that
(No, yeah it wasn't general
You were literally
Telling my child how to live)
Well, gee- I mean- (yeah)
You were the one who fucking
Asked me for help (Well, I needed help)
Like calm down, nigga
(No, I'll fucking kill you) no, fuck you!
(Fuck you) fuck you!
(Fuck you, buddy)
Because I was just walking-
I was just walking
(yeah! Why are you in here?)
Yea- Well don't fucking ask me
Why I'm in a hospital, buddy
(Uh huh yeah why are you in here?)
Alright, I gotta go
(Fuck you piece of shit why
Don't you come talk?)
No, because you're just trying to argue
With me at this point
(yeah i am trying to argue because you just
Raised my whole s- my whole child)
Dude, fuck you