London Yellow, A Weirdo From Memphis - Semon on My Couch lyrics
[London Yellow, A Weirdo From Memphis - Semon on My Couch lyrics]
I got, I got, I got, I got
Peepee small amount and I got
Semon on my couch
She want a friend, I want that mouth
But I'm a bitch, don't talk about it
Small talk like, "How was your day?"
"Oh it was great" "Oh that's so great"
"How about you?" "I'm good me too"
When there's awkward silence
A gay baby is born
Go back home, just to beat my dick (yeah)
Sperm on my couch gotta clean that eventually
Jerking through memory (So thick)
Got a little plump booty and
Her titties real big
Wanna kiss on her lips (Yummy)
Rub on her butt, suck on her tit's
Gave her my kids (Okay)
Suck on my ball and my dick, until it spit
(yeah) you got a boyfriend
I hope he doesn't miss ya
London Yellow finna be bigger
Than Wiz Khalifa
We could play Smash Bros, order some pizza
Heard I'm good at eating pussy
Bitch I might eat ya (Yummy)
That's the game I'm spit inside my head
But in real life, say some pussy shit instead
And she leaves my text on read
Fuck it though
Peepee still get harder than rigomo
Beat on my weewee 'till peepee
Come out black and blue
I got, I got peepee small amount and I got
Semen on my couch
She want a friend, I want that mouth
But I ain't a bitch I'm
Talking 'bout that small talk
Like, "How was your day?" "Oh it was great"
"Oh that's so great" "How about you?"
"I'm good, me too"
If I bought you a TV dinner
Would you let me fuck?
'Cause I just went shopping and
My dick is throbbing
A little in the course of
Getting in the chorus if you turn me down
Then the hue of my balls will surely be blue
Blew it in princess that's double stress
Blew it in two Blue Jays having sex
Blew it in my dick head with Smurfette
Came over and finished giving me neck
My standards are low as fuck
So where's the stressful partner, I am elite
If they're smoking the fur
I'm coughing up geese
I don't give a fuck, bitch I will still eat
She declined, started to run
No matter how much I beg and I plead
Nothing's to this lady I'm forced to
Go home and beat my meat down to the ground
All around the fucking town
From the top of the mainstream
To the fucking underground
I hope she blows her back 'cause now
I do not even have a penis
Just a tombstone growing from my pelvis
Rest in peaces
I got peepee small amount and I
Got semon on my couch
She want a friend, I want that mouth
But I'm a bitch
I'm talking 'bout that small talk
Like, "How was your day?" "Oh it was great"
"Oh that's so great" "How about you?"
"I'm good me too"
I got, I got, I got, I got, I got
Peepee small amount and I got
Semon on my couch
She want a friend, I want that mouth
But I'm a bitch
I'm talking 'bout that small talk
Like, "How was your day?" "Oh it was great"
"Oh that's so great" "How about you?"
"I'm good me too"
(I'm good me too, I'm good me too)
Peepee small amount and I got
Semon on my couch
She want a friend, I want that mouth
But I'm a bitch, don't talk about it
Small talk like, "How was your day?"
"Oh it was great" "Oh that's so great"
"How about you?" "I'm good me too"
When there's awkward silence
A gay baby is born
Go back home, just to beat my dick (yeah)
Sperm on my couch gotta clean that eventually
Jerking through memory (So thick)
Got a little plump booty and
Her titties real big
Wanna kiss on her lips (Yummy)
Rub on her butt, suck on her tit's
Gave her my kids (Okay)
Suck on my ball and my dick, until it spit
(yeah) you got a boyfriend
I hope he doesn't miss ya
London Yellow finna be bigger
Than Wiz Khalifa
We could play Smash Bros, order some pizza
Heard I'm good at eating pussy
Bitch I might eat ya (Yummy)
That's the game I'm spit inside my head
But in real life, say some pussy shit instead
And she leaves my text on read
Fuck it though
Peepee still get harder than rigomo
Beat on my weewee 'till peepee
Come out black and blue
I got, I got peepee small amount and I got
Semen on my couch
She want a friend, I want that mouth
But I ain't a bitch I'm
Talking 'bout that small talk
Like, "How was your day?" "Oh it was great"
"Oh that's so great" "How about you?"
"I'm good, me too"
If I bought you a TV dinner
Would you let me fuck?
'Cause I just went shopping and
My dick is throbbing
A little in the course of
Getting in the chorus if you turn me down
Then the hue of my balls will surely be blue
Blew it in princess that's double stress
Blew it in two Blue Jays having sex
Blew it in my dick head with Smurfette
Came over and finished giving me neck
My standards are low as fuck
So where's the stressful partner, I am elite
If they're smoking the fur
I'm coughing up geese
I don't give a fuck, bitch I will still eat
She declined, started to run
No matter how much I beg and I plead
Nothing's to this lady I'm forced to
Go home and beat my meat down to the ground
All around the fucking town
From the top of the mainstream
To the fucking underground
I hope she blows her back 'cause now
I do not even have a penis
Just a tombstone growing from my pelvis
Rest in peaces
I got peepee small amount and I
Got semon on my couch
She want a friend, I want that mouth
But I'm a bitch
I'm talking 'bout that small talk
Like, "How was your day?" "Oh it was great"
"Oh that's so great" "How about you?"
"I'm good me too"
I got, I got, I got, I got, I got
Peepee small amount and I got
Semon on my couch
She want a friend, I want that mouth
But I'm a bitch
I'm talking 'bout that small talk
Like, "How was your day?" "Oh it was great"
"Oh that's so great" "How about you?"
"I'm good me too"
(I'm good me too, I'm good me too)