Lordi - Scg Minus 1: The Ruiz Ranch Massacre lyrics
[Lordi - Scg Minus 1: The Ruiz Ranch Massacre lyrics]
"Rolling speed okay, you're in the frame
Go ahead and slate it"
"Okay, August 25th, 1995 kermit, Texas
Interview with Mr rufus Ruiz to talk"
"Ain't no need to be so god damn formal
Everyone just calls me Rufus the Redneck
But you can call me Rufus"
"Redneck?"
"Damn straight, and proud of
It born and bread
Never get the south out of me, god damn it"
"Rufus, your newsletter described some pretty
Bizarre things going on
Out in your cornfields now when did this?"
"Down right infernal, if you ask me my
Better half, Ethel- come say "Hi!", ethel"
"Y'all want some iced tea or
Some fried chicken and hush
Puppies? I can whip them up
For you right fast"
"Woman, scoot"
"Well, no thanks but anywho
You were saying?"
"Tell you what
Let's head on into the shed where we can talk
Without no one to bother us none all quietly"
"Do you see that lampshade? I
Swear that's made of
Human skin looks like a tattoo or something
That one"
"Y'all want some chewing tobacco here
Have some grow some hair on yoyur balls
Hehehehe"
"Make sure we get all of this, okay?"
"Like I was saying
Them things they done come here six
Times already, down in the
South forty, burning bonfires
Chanting crazy shit about scarctic
Something or other
And turning my corn ethel got herself
A strong hankering to go down and join with
Them i swear she was like under some
Sort of trance or something
Like that acting like
She was three sheets to the wind
Crazy old woman acting like Jezebell
Demon voodoo barleycorn bullshit
Took all my doing make her stay
Put i even had my
Cousin, the right reverend Ruiz, he's
Kinda famous, you know
Trying to exorcise the
Demons out of Ethel next time I
Swear I'm gonna take my twelve
Gauge to him you'll see hold on
A minute! Sweet meteor shit
Look at that them bastards ara
Back a seventh time
"Come on, is the camera rolling? Okay, look
Make sure get this"
"I'll show ethel
Ethel what they done gone off to
Get back in the house put
Some damn clothes on, woman you're naked no
One wants to see that god damn, god
Damn my cousin make me make an
Honest woman out of you, shoot me in the
Backside with a god damn shotgun im regret
The day I ever made you
Woman god damn it i've had
About enough of this horseshit
Gonna the old fashioned redneck
Way ya'll stay here"
"Fuck, we gotta get this come on
Let's follow"
"Woo ooh! Don't mess with Texas i
Tell y'all imma fuck this
Thing with three hey give me
Back my wild animal ethel, come back here!"
"Dude, there must be a hundred people
Over by that fire do you
See that? What are those big
Things? Are they even human?
"I don't know"
"They look like gorillas or something"
"Let's make sure we get this
Alright? Clearly
Something strange is happening rufus is
Is gonna rip
The whole strange, whatever they are the- oh
The biggest one looks like it's had enough
Ooh rufus is down! The thing
Just swatted Rufus like
He was a fly they see us"
Go ahead and slate it"
"Okay, August 25th, 1995 kermit, Texas
Interview with Mr rufus Ruiz to talk"
"Ain't no need to be so god damn formal
Everyone just calls me Rufus the Redneck
But you can call me Rufus"
"Redneck?"
"Damn straight, and proud of
It born and bread
Never get the south out of me, god damn it"
"Rufus, your newsletter described some pretty
Bizarre things going on
Out in your cornfields now when did this?"
"Down right infernal, if you ask me my
Better half, Ethel- come say "Hi!", ethel"
"Y'all want some iced tea or
Some fried chicken and hush
Puppies? I can whip them up
For you right fast"
"Woman, scoot"
"Well, no thanks but anywho
You were saying?"
"Tell you what
Let's head on into the shed where we can talk
Without no one to bother us none all quietly"
"Do you see that lampshade? I
Swear that's made of
Human skin looks like a tattoo or something
That one"
"Y'all want some chewing tobacco here
Have some grow some hair on yoyur balls
Hehehehe"
"Make sure we get all of this, okay?"
"Like I was saying
Them things they done come here six
Times already, down in the
South forty, burning bonfires
Chanting crazy shit about scarctic
Something or other
And turning my corn ethel got herself
A strong hankering to go down and join with
Them i swear she was like under some
Sort of trance or something
Like that acting like
She was three sheets to the wind
Crazy old woman acting like Jezebell
Demon voodoo barleycorn bullshit
Took all my doing make her stay
Put i even had my
Cousin, the right reverend Ruiz, he's
Kinda famous, you know
Trying to exorcise the
Demons out of Ethel next time I
Swear I'm gonna take my twelve
Gauge to him you'll see hold on
A minute! Sweet meteor shit
Look at that them bastards ara
Back a seventh time
"Come on, is the camera rolling? Okay, look
Make sure get this"
"I'll show ethel
Ethel what they done gone off to
Get back in the house put
Some damn clothes on, woman you're naked no
One wants to see that god damn, god
Damn my cousin make me make an
Honest woman out of you, shoot me in the
Backside with a god damn shotgun im regret
The day I ever made you
Woman god damn it i've had
About enough of this horseshit
Gonna the old fashioned redneck
Way ya'll stay here"
"Fuck, we gotta get this come on
Let's follow"
"Woo ooh! Don't mess with Texas i
Tell y'all imma fuck this
Thing with three hey give me
Back my wild animal ethel, come back here!"
"Dude, there must be a hundred people
Over by that fire do you
See that? What are those big
Things? Are they even human?
"I don't know"
"They look like gorillas or something"
"Let's make sure we get this
Alright? Clearly
Something strange is happening rufus is
Is gonna rip
The whole strange, whatever they are the- oh
The biggest one looks like it's had enough
Ooh rufus is down! The thing
Just swatted Rufus like
He was a fly they see us"