Ludacris - Hip Hop Quotables lyrics

Hi, my name's Ludacris
And I'm high as giraffe pussy
And I'm close to the edge
So your parents can come push me
I curse so much just to get on they nerves
I got kids actin' a fool from
The traps to the 'burbs my filthy mouth
It won't fight cavities or beat plaque
So I shot the tooth fairy and
Put my old teeth back
I take a shit on the equator
The size of a crater
And make government officials breathe
Harder than Darth Vader
It's the chicken and the beer
That makes Luda keep rappin'
But no pork on my fork
I don't even speak pig Latin
I go fishin' on my lake
With yo bitch as the bait
Plus I eat many MCs
But I don't gain no weight
The numba one chief rocka
Clean out yo' rap lockers
I'm as stiff as a board
Y'all more shook than maracas
But my trix ain't for kids
If you dig'um you'll get smacked
I'll clock ya I'll spring forward
You fall back every album that I drop has
Got more than ten bangers
That's cause I'm a shot caller
Y'all fools is Crank Yankers
Ain't a damn thing changed but
The ice on my chain
To get chicks from Portland
Oregon to Portland, maine
Now I roll up torpedoes
Get blunted with rastas for a hefty fee
I'm on your record like Bob Costas
I own so many jerseys, I'm a throwback mess
I hit the cleaners and tell 'em
I want a full-court press (Ow)
So momma toast your glass while
I'm countin' my cash
'Cause every single is a smash
I'm hot as a camel's ass
The competition never just wanna
Admit that they lost
And that they last about as long
As my part in The Wash
From yo' car to a crap game
No one rolls wit'chu
One of Mini-Me's shoes got more sole than you
So by the time you figure out
Why your record ain't spinnin'
I'm in the strip club
Smokin' with President Clinton
So stand clear of the
Long sideburns and goatee
They made the mold of the
Penis enlarger off me (Me)
I'll be in another room when
I hit from the back
Not to mention my refrigerator's
Taller than Shaq (yeah)
So yippie kay yay, yippie yie yie yo (Yo)
If you can't swim, don't smoke my hydro
('Dro) i've been lookin for a woman just
To put my stamp on but a lot of y'all are
Mo' stuck up than tampons (Woo)
So wash all your sins away and stop playin'
(yeah) if God's line is busy you
Might have to two-way him (Mhm)
Then catch me in your backyard
Playin' croquet
And when I'm drunk, tell them
Kids, "Drugs are bad, mmm'kay?"?
Or watch me swing my chain
At the Roscoe's off Pico got seven cars
Get all my rims at Chrome Depot
And people think I'm bad, they say "Ooh
He's so evil!" 'Cause I go on blind dates
With actual blind people (Ow)
But my album's out the store
Yours be on the shelf
I heard you masturbate a lot
So y'all keep to yourself
'Cause these women want a man that
Stay up and stay strong
Like the NBA, you gotta play hard or go home
All that shit that y'all talkin'
Y'all can pop it to them
'Cause Ludacris'll beat you down
With a prosthetic limb
I put my foot so deep in your
Ass that you can smell it
And your breath will turn to
Foot Locker water repellant i'm the man
I got money far as the eyes can see
And I'm in a group, I
Split dough with me, me, and me
So much money in my jewelry
That I'm damn near sorry
So I'ma trade my earrings in
And get a Ferrari (Woo)
I buy cars with straight cash
Have meetings with Donald Trump
Y'all meet with Honda
No payments for twelve months (Uh, huh)
Take a look at yo' life
And no wonder you so sad
Y'all put up with more shit
Than a colostomy bag (Fool)