Ludacris - If I Ain’t Fucked Up lyrics

I been drinkin’ all night
If I ain’t fucked up I don’t feel right if I
Ain’t fucked up I don’t feel right
If I ain’t fucked up I don’t feel right
I been smokin’ all night
If I ain’t fucked up I don’t feel right
If I ain’t fucked up I don’t feel right
If I ain’t fucked up I don’t feel right

Conjure straight up on the rocks
I don’t chase shit real nigga man
Your crew be on that fake shit
When it come to getting slizzered
Man I hold the belt
Swimming pool full of liquor
Bitch I’m Michael Phelps
Drowning all you non-drinkers, non-smokers
Non-dippers, non-poppers
Babysitter drinking thinking that
You might have to go see a doctor
Stop the bullshittin’, I let these punks know
If you ain’t turnt
What the fuck you in the club for?
These niggas must be bout that life
Bitch you damn right get out my section
Off my couch and out my damn sight
Ever since I left the crib
I hit the ground running
Tell the waitress keep
Them motherfucking bottles coming

I been drinkin’ all night
If I ain’t fucked up I don’t feel right
If I ain’t fucked up I don’t feel right
If I ain’t fucked up I don’t feel
Right i been smokin’ all night
If I ain’t fucked up I don’t feel

Right
If I ain’t fucked up I don’t feel right
If I ain’t fucked up I don’t
Feel right

The be like Luda looking rough
But his rhymes smooth
I’m in the studio, I gotta get my mind skewed
Give me that cup, give me that
Blunt, give me that sticky green
Give me that light, give me that sprite
And that promethazine
Sippin’ slow, no ho, I’m not in no rush bitch
Don’t tell my doctor
Let’s just keep this on the hush bitch
I’m on another level
These niggas on the floor
They be like who’s Luda’s suplier
Bitch you’ll never know
Top notch, top tier, I’m a top nigga
Slap her bottom while your girlfriend
Give me top nigga
Told her listen, you should gargle more
And speak less we took some shots
And turned that shit into a drink fest

I been drinkin’ all night
If I ain’t fucked up I don’t feel right if I
Ain’t fucked up I don’t feel right
If I ain’t fucked up I don’t feel right
I been smokin’ all night
If I ain’t fucked up I don’t feel right
If I ain’t fucked up I don’t feel right
If I ain’t fucked up I don’t feel right

I can’t think straight take a smoke break
Get the blood goin’, goin’
Light it up and smoke somethin’
Smoke somethin’ smoke
Somethin’ smoke somethin’

I can’t think straight take a drink
Break get the cup goin’, goin’
Fill it up drink somethin’
Drink somethin’
Drink somethin’ drink somethin’

I been drinkin’ all night
If I ain’t fucked up I don’t feel right if I
Ain’t fucked up I don’t feel right
If I ain’t fucked up I don’t feel right
I been smokin’ all night
If I ain’t fucked up I don’t feel right
If I ain’t fucked up I don’t feel right
If I ain’t fucked up I don’t feel right