Ludacris - Rob Quarters (skit) lyrics

What's the deal people?!
It's the Natural Disaster: T-Storm comin' at
You with another Hip-Hop spotlight
Since the success of being a radio air
Personality from back in the day
And later goin' on to
Release his independent album
Ludacris has inspired other radio jocks
To persue careers in Hip-Hop
Meet Rob Quarters
A 62-year-old air personality from WZZZ
In Bus County Georgia
I was granted the opportunity to holla at
Mr quarters about his upcoming album
And here's what he had to say

People keep askin' "Why Rob
Quarter, why Rob Quarter
62-year-old muthafuckin' g?"
Wanna make an album, that's all
You know, I been, I've been thinking about
Doin' this shit since, you know
Back when I was
Forty, so I figured "Hey fuck it i'm a
Go ahead and just do the damn thing
Just go ahead and do the damn thing"
So, here's the first single off
My new album "Get Hard, or Die Tryin'"
Ya'll feel that? Feel that nigga
It's called "Viagra Has Been Good To Me"
Now feel that fuckin' nigga!
Hey, ya'll holla back at a muthafucker and
You know what I'm always sayin nigga:
If you can't earn no muthafuckin' cents
You better beg for the quarter