Ludacris - T Baggin' (skit) lyrics

Hello thank you for calling
Distubing the peace
To help expidite your call please listen
Carefully to the following options:
If your calling to send us in a demo tape
Press 1
If your calling regarding a job, press 2
If your calling to borrow money, press 3
If your calling to find the nearest
Weed spot in your area, press 4
If your out of alcohol on sunday, press 5
If you need a hoe for an evening, press 6
If you woke up with a hangover and a
Pair of hairy balls on your forehead
Press 7 (presses 7)

You've been introduced and victimized to a
Moral crime called t baggin
We suggest you promptly hang up the phone
Beat the ass of any white guys
You hung out with last night
Then find and destroy all photos before
They appear on the internet

Thank you for calling good bye