Luke Bryan, Jimmy Fallon - I Don't Know How To Pronounce Gyro lyrics

Hey, you want some lunch? I'm buying
Yeah man, I'm starving what are you getting?
I'll have the falafel plate, please
How about you?
The uh, you know the uh, that thing there
(I can't see, which one?)
Um, the brown stuff that you, uh, you know
It's man, man I'm good
Are you kidding me? What's going on man
You okay? Not exactly

I was born in Southwest Georgia
Always tried to make my daddy proud
But of all the things I've learned there
Never learned how to say that word out loud
I just want something to eat
Made with a vertical rotisserie of lamb meat

I think I know just what you're going through
The way they spelled that gosh darn
Word seems like a trap
It's just lamb meat and other stuff
Rolled up in a pita
I wish they'd just called it
A lamb tzatziki wrap
I could eat a thousand ounces
If I just knew how to pronounce it

Is it gee-ro, jyro, here-o, or yai-ro?
Never been filled with so much doubt
Is it gwy-ro, ga hee-ro, yurro, or worbtse?
We can safely rule that last one out

I can't believe I don't know how to say
I eat so many that you'd really think I would
Well my friend it looks like
We're in a pickle actually a pickle on a
Wrap sounds pretty good
Well always thought I was
A pretty cultured dude
Been to the Taj Mahal, the Great Wall
And the Louvre i'm fluent in Italian and
Efficient in Croatian
But when it comes to pronunciation
Of this particular word i'm an abomination

Is it gyro? Is it gyro? I'll
Ask my friend from Kairo
He's usually pretty good with this stuff
Or maybe I'll just mumble it
When I place my order
(Not so fast, I caught your bluff)
Well, uh, how would you pronounce it then?
(Gyro)

It is gyro, it is gyro now I know it's gyro
The truth is so delicious to find
No more fearo, you're a hero
Cause now I know it's gyro
I finally got some piece of mind
We finally got some piece of mind

I'll take one gyro please
(You got it, buddy)
Um, can I change that actually
I'd love a shish keabob with
A little extra humu