Luke Bryan - Take My Drunk Ass Home lyrics

It's time to take my drunk ass home
I drank all the whiskey and
My money's all gone
Hit on all the girls, sang every song
It's time to take my drunk ass home

Well, I worked all week so I could come here
Have a good time and an ice cold beer
But one turned to 10 and 10 turned to 20
And 20 plus an empty bottle's too damn many

It's time to take my drunk ass home
I drank all the whiskey and
My money's all gone
Hit on all the girls, sang every song
It's time to take my drunk ass home

Well it seems that I, misplaced my shirt
I can’t find my keys for
All this parking lot dirt
My fall back plan, has done got sad
'Cause my ex-girlfriend aren’t
Looking half bad

It's time to take my drunk ass home
I drank all the whiskey and
My money's all gone
Hit on all the girls, sang every song
It's time to take my drunk ass home
"Help me up, aww, put me back down
Put me back down"

I sucker punched my best friend
And the bouncer head locked me
On stage with the band
I, I look like hell, I feel like shit
I think it’s time I call it quit's

It's time to take my drunk ass home
I drank all the whiskey and
My money's all gone
Hit on all the girls, sang every song
It's time to take my drunk ass home

Yeah, it’s time to take my drunk ass home
I twisted up my ankle
Can’t find my cell phone
Yeah, my lips all busted and my buzz is gone
It's time to take my drunk ass home
If y'all agree, then sing along
It's time to take, my drunk ass home

"Oh somebody call me a cab, please, "