Lunar C, HashFinger - Birthstone lyrics

All these bitches tryna be my next wife
(yeah) all I got for them is hard
Dick and a wet wipe
And maybe head lice, I'm on a next hype
Robbed the post office butt naked
With a bread knife i just wanna masturbate
I don't need a sex life (Nah)
Bitch tried to fuck
So I smacked her with my fleshlight (Get up)
And I'm livin' my best life
Your dad listens to UB40
And drinks Red Stripe
Breast milk in my moustache
'round your mum's gaff
Making her mud flaps and her bum clap
Catch me wind-milling my dick in the street
(Wee) like a death in the family
I'm givin' 'em grief
And all my kids have PTSD
'Cause, I let 'em starve when I
Was tryna be an emcee (Fuck 'em)
So you better settle down, knobhead
Or I'll come and bust a nut
In your dressing gown pocket (Ha)

Tell me act your age
I smoke 'til I forget my own name
And I've been flippin' since a baby
And I don't have no shame
My birthstone is crack cocaine
I tell the world, "I'm what you made me"
They tell me act your age
I smoke 'til I forget my own name
And I've been flippin' since a baby
And I don't have no shame
My birthstone is crack cocaine
I tell the world, "I'm what you made me"

Get off my penis, I got shit to deal with
(Get off)
Spinning heel kick, one punch willy
It's the realest style too heavy to steal
You can't get away with it
I make bitches' pussies wetter
Than Drake lyrics (yeah)
They saw the boner with the blue
Veins in it like gorgonzola (Ew)
It's a thought-provoker
I done too many drugs to be an organ donor
Pussy, I'm the real deal, you're a poser
Bitch, you look like a alsatian (Woof)
My bitch is pretty, if I fuck you
Then I'm downgrading
I don't even like rap, I'm just clout chasing
Groundbreaking, I just put a down
Payment on a sex change (yeah)
Bally on, bangin' on your back door
Hatchet or a hacksaw?
Kidnap you in the van speeding
While you're kicking and screaming
Head cracking off the dashboard
Bradford on the map, Yorkshire (Tipper gang)

They tell me act your age
I smoke 'til I forget my own name
And I've been flippin' since a baby
And I don't have no shame
My birthstone is crack cocaine
I tell the world, "I'm what you made me"
They tell me act your age
I smoke 'til I forget my own name
And I've been flippin' since a baby
And I don't have no shame
My birthstone is crack cocaine
I tell the world, "I'm what you made me"
They tell me act your age
I smoke 'til I forget my own name
And I've been flippin' since a baby
And I don't have no shame
My birthstone is crack cocaine
I tell the world, "I'm what you made me"
They tell me act your age
I smoke 'til I forget my own name
And I've been flippin' since a baby
And I don't have no shame
My birthstone is crack cocaine
I tell the world, "I'm what you made me"