Lunar C, Chief Wigs - Cat Mafia lyrics

The Cat returns
Chief Wigs, Lunar C, SonarCousin, Sinoptic
Cat came back, MEOW!

Yo, Gangsta cat, black panther hat
The Slick Rick swag with the panda patch
I conjure up kipper, fish finger dinner
Gorilla Skrilla Vanilla Salmonella for realer
The paw to the street floor
Sushi sea shells seized from sea shore
Claws on keyboards
With the swarms of crickets
Maul my whiskers
You'll fall asleep with the fishes
Throw a dog frisbees, throw a dog biccies
Throw a dog a bone then ho out his bitches
You're domestic and soft
I though a saw a pussycat
But, you smell like wet dog
I'm the shit round here
Whilst the cat's away
Headphones, feather bones keep the
Mice play at bay
Lick the milk from the plate then
Spill silk on her face
Ball of string, little lace
Rebuild if it breaks

Cat Mafia, Siamese Sopranos
Shipping catnip in cargo, no embargo
Flatpack packages with barcodes
I'm a big cat, you kittens are half grown
And I'm a feral lion on the loose
I'm a tiger in some boots
With a diamond in my tooth
Puss in Boots guy, bulletproof type
Cat Mafia, WY

Cat in Boots, Catnip in a passionfruit
Blunt wrapper who, slap a pooch
Smack a Chihuahua black and blue
Going beast mode I'll boot
Out a Staffy's tooth
Think you've got me bruv? Feline
With a donkey shlong
Siamese on some tiger steez
I could take a rottie on
Top cat with a diamond encrusted collar on
Feather floating in your birdcage
Where's Polly gone?
And I like human pussy, I'm not into strays
I live with a middle aged Woman
Who fills my dinner plate
And cleans up every shit I take
In my litter tray
MEOW! Mice hoping we don't catch
Them in their sleep
High rolling we've been maxing on the beach
Relaxing in the heat
Pile that cash up in a heap
Cat Mafia, you rats have gotta leave
Yeah I guess you could say
We landed on our feet

Kick the cat flap waving my four paws
All you hear is, "Kitty don't hit me no more"