Mac Lethal - A Rap Grammar Lesson... for Internet Trolls lyrics
[Mac Lethal - A Rap Grammar Lesson... for Internet Trolls lyrics]
Danny Grooves, drop the motherfucking beat
Probably shouldn't be doing this
But it's 2017
And on behalf of all literate people
We are sick of illiterate people
Giving us their fucking opinion okay?
First of all Geoff
I hope you burn up in hell
Here's a list of all the
Goddamn words you misspelled
In the message that you sent me
For better comprehension
I'm gonna break your message down
Every single sentence
You said I suck at raping
You owe me an apology
I don't rape, Geoff, I rap
You forgot a 'P'
After 'I just want to let
You know' put a comma
I may suck at raping but I'm
Good at fucking your momma
Man sharpen up your English when you write
You called me moth fucker, Geoff
Think before you type i don't fuck bugs
But I bet that you wish that Tom Brady
Would come and fuck you with the buttplugs
You disrespecting my dad and said
I like the cheese well that's false too
Let's discuss my salary
For me, rapper's the greatest career
I probably pay more in taxes than
You make in a year
But that's not the focus
You can't form a sentence
With your idiotic
Incorrect use of the ellipsis
An ellipsis is three dots, not two dots
A Greek term that signifies
An unfinished thought
Which is all you've got
Idiots like you just tug away my heart
With your improper usage of
These punctuation marks
Listen, if you want to write
A paragraph or sentence
You need to understand
Prepositions and tenses
You shoulda said "If my
Daughter brought you home, i'd beat your
Fucking face in with my 45 Desert Eagle"
Instead you got the tense wrong
And said Dessert Eagle
I love desserts, Geoff
That's not a way to hurt Lethal
You called me Dutch bag
Shoulda called me douchebag
Your parents spelled your name wrong
That's fucking too bad
That's not Jeff, I think that says Geoff
Drop to your motherfucking knees
And suck a G, off
G-E-O-F-F? What? Shoutout to the Jeffs with
The J in the front
And the E in the middle two F's in the back
Go fuck yourself, my name is Mac
Your shit is wack
Yeah
Probably shouldn't be doing this
But it's 2017
And on behalf of all literate people
We are sick of illiterate people
Giving us their fucking opinion okay?
First of all Geoff
I hope you burn up in hell
Here's a list of all the
Goddamn words you misspelled
In the message that you sent me
For better comprehension
I'm gonna break your message down
Every single sentence
You said I suck at raping
You owe me an apology
I don't rape, Geoff, I rap
You forgot a 'P'
After 'I just want to let
You know' put a comma
I may suck at raping but I'm
Good at fucking your momma
Man sharpen up your English when you write
You called me moth fucker, Geoff
Think before you type i don't fuck bugs
But I bet that you wish that Tom Brady
Would come and fuck you with the buttplugs
You disrespecting my dad and said
I like the cheese well that's false too
Let's discuss my salary
For me, rapper's the greatest career
I probably pay more in taxes than
You make in a year
But that's not the focus
You can't form a sentence
With your idiotic
Incorrect use of the ellipsis
An ellipsis is three dots, not two dots
A Greek term that signifies
An unfinished thought
Which is all you've got
Idiots like you just tug away my heart
With your improper usage of
These punctuation marks
Listen, if you want to write
A paragraph or sentence
You need to understand
Prepositions and tenses
You shoulda said "If my
Daughter brought you home, i'd beat your
Fucking face in with my 45 Desert Eagle"
Instead you got the tense wrong
And said Dessert Eagle
I love desserts, Geoff
That's not a way to hurt Lethal
You called me Dutch bag
Shoulda called me douchebag
Your parents spelled your name wrong
That's fucking too bad
That's not Jeff, I think that says Geoff
Drop to your motherfucking knees
And suck a G, off
G-E-O-F-F? What? Shoutout to the Jeffs with
The J in the front
And the E in the middle two F's in the back
Go fuck yourself, my name is Mac
Your shit is wack
Yeah