Mac Lethal - Alphabet Insanity lyrics

I adamantly attack the alphabet
With an anecdotal algorithm
Made of Adamantium
I'm like an Adderall-addicted anaconda
Or an alcoholic
Or an asshole, an A-Rod, no anabolics
But I brutally and beautifully
Butcher the bangin' beat
Brushin' bubbly all over your
Booby and booty beef
'Cause I'm a carpenter
I come carvin' your carcass
Leavin' all these carp-fish crushed
On the carpet
Crumblin' chron' in Colorado with
My Cal cronies
I'm Crammin' it full of condiments
Like it's a Calzone
Delicious, I didn't drive and drink
Whether diamonds or dimes, man
I'm divin' deep
Like an electric eel, I'm elegantly eloquent
And every cent I've ever earned just
Entered me in the election
I got eleven brains
Like an enormously-educated
Einstein with Elephantitis of the erection
A freak! I'm fighting with
A flatfooted felon
Five falcons just flew to a
Fountain and fell in
Googling, googly-eyed girls to get inside
Golly gee from Glasgow
To Guatemala's gentrified
A hippopotamus is high on heroin
He heckles me and hires Haitian Hank to hand
His ho a hysterectomy in hateful hieroglyph
I hurl-out hyperbolic hubris
And hang with Hipster Helen
That's the hooker with the huge hips
I'm ill, I'm Icarus
I ignite idiots in idioms and issues
Jumpy jargon, I joust like Jacare
Jivin' Japanese Judo and Jiujit'su
Killin' 'em like a kid
Got a Kilogram of Ketamine for Kwanza
Knit a Kimono made of Komodo Dragon skin
I'm rich like a Klingon that be
Kickin' it at the Kremlin
But I'm kickin' through your door
Call me Kramer Kardashian
Lethal, literally litter
A little limerick that be
Littler than a Leprechaun
A menace that'll manifest
The melancholy mayhem
Makin' a metamorphosis until I'm
Mechanized like Megatron
Nick Nolte: a nerdy native of Nebraska
Needs a neon ninja and a nectarine from NASA
Ominously, I mean, it's obvious, you see, a
Orthodon'tist oozin' out oodles
Of onomatopoeias
Oswalt: Patton, pickin' a pocket
Pluckin' a patent i pickle purple poop in
Patron for pure passion
I got a question, I gotta quiz ya
Let's step on the gas and go quicker, uh!
I'm really gettin' ready for the revolution
Reeled a rotten rhythm ring around
A Russia Ronda Rousey resort
Serve a simple sentiment a
Simile that's smokin'
Like a sheet of Sudafed
I'm swiftly swimmin' like a seahorse
Titties on Atilla Tell
A teller that'll toe tag
Terminator gun inside a turtle
Tattered tote bag thugs are un-American
Unattractive and unwanted as an
Ugly pair of ugg's
Vivid and vivaciously venomous
With the wicked wombats
Only walkin' where women is
Gettin xenophobic at the Xanadu, XOXO
Yippy-ki yay, yours truly, Mac, yes, yo!

Oh shit, I forgot Z zebra