Mac Lethal - Day by Day lyrics

Good morning sunshine
Get your bitch ass up and get ready for work
It's a new day ah, coffee time

I'm trying to take it day by day
You see another rapper rhyming but
He ain't like me man, it's a brand new day
It's time to make the decision
You gonna spend today up in
The kingdom or prison
Listen, I'm trying to take it day by day
You see another rapper rhyming but
He ain't like me man, it's a brand new day
It's time to make the decision
You gonna base your choices off
Of wishes or wisdom let's go

Kan City legend, blue belt in jujit'su
All I need is marijuana, coffee
And my rent due
And I'll be flowing so insane whoo!
You wanna see something sexy? Open
Up my brain god damn!
Sexy like a March 1992 Sports
Illustrated swimsuit edition centerfold
With Kathy Ireland up on the top cover
Whipping up some peanut butter cookies
With the pot butter used to steal UFC VHS
Tapes out of Blockbuster
Royce Gracie was a monster, sick
Triangle choke a motherfucker 'til his face
Turn bright-ass red like a lobsterdick
I'm from Kansas City, home of Jesus
And obese kids that eat way too many
Reese's and drink too many energy drinks
The only way that I can fucking escape
Is to sit here and think

You know I'm trying to take it day by day
You see another rapper rhyming but
He ain't like me man, it's a brand new day
It's time to make the decision
You gonna spend today up in
The kingdom or prison
Listen, I'm trying to take it day by day
You see another rapper rhyming but
He ain't like me man, it's a brand new day
It's time to make the decision
You gonna base your choices off
Of wishes or wisdom let's go

My name is Mac, I hate pop music
I love to sleep in all day
And not do shit naptime, biatch!
I'm feeling so priceless
Have a fucking existential crisis
As I write this
Girl, why you acting like a stupid hoe?
The whole entire world is watching
Like the Truman Show you never plant seeds
Never have food to grow
All I want to do is read
Books and make stupid dough
Hoe please, that's the motif
I never put you on no leash
But I promise that I'll love you if you make
A little salad with some
Walnuts and goat cheese
Pop a beer and yell "Go Chiefs!"
I used to take drugs to feel normal
Now I feel high when I'm sober
Sometimes I think about my birth, sometimes
I think about my death
And all the time I wonder which one is closer
But it don't matter
Jameson whiskey up in my bladder
Spent fifteen years trying to be a rapper
Nobody paid attention 'til I
Started mixing pancake batter
Now they come to my shows like "Go faster"
Exercise, drink wine daily
Make life sweet like a praline
Drop down and get into the modified Cobra
And shoutout to the flexible
Bitches that do yoga

I'm trying to take it day by day
You see another rapper rhyming but
He ain't like me man, it's a brand new day
It's time to make the decision
You gonna spend today up in
The kingdom or prison
Listen, I'm trying to take it day by day
You see another rapper rhyming but
He ain't like me man, it's a brand new day
It's time to make the decision
You gonna base your choices off
Of wishes or wisdom let's go!

Hi i'm Hamilton i'm asparagus
Artichoke rising
Hi i'm Lorace my sign is spinach
It's the green pea rising