Mac Lethal - Dazed and Confused in 120 Seconds lyrics

Go the movie starts
"Sweet Emotion"'s playing in
The background
Kids are smoking weed with slater
Man he's such a class clown
All the cars are full of beer
Bacardi and Liquor
Because tonight there is a giant
House party at Pickford's
It's the last day of school
Slater is trippin' tony had a weird dream
And tells mike he should listen
In his dream he had a naked
Girl her boobies were decent
But then the naked body's head
Belonged to Abraham Lincoln whoah
Don gives Randal Pink a pledge
Sheet for football that says
He can't do drugs while
Benny's making a paddle
Jodi begs the guys not to
Hurt her brother Mitch Kramer
But they still plan to
Damn they're such assholes
They're breaking it down
For the football coach
"You have to use substance?
Randal pink you better be giving
Yourself an attitude adjustment"
So they drive up to the middle
School to make a big announcement
Mitchy, Mitchy
Mitchy do not run don't think about it
Mitch asks the teacher if they
Can escape through the back
"50 going on a mission
25 ain't coming back"
School is over but they're getting chased
Like fuck it lets be out
Carl's mom pulls out a gun
"But there's ruffians about"
(Air raid you freshman bitches)
They're smoking weed in Pickford's room
The beer man brought the kegs too soon
The party's cancelled
Ruining the plans that were in store
Cause if you go to Pickford's house and
Knock his dad answers the door
Mitch is at his game he's
Pitching' and he's terrified
Oh holy shit he looks up in the
Bleachers and right there's the guys
They catch him and then end him over
Beat him 'til his canny's pink
Now he can hardly walk and so he
Gets a ride from Randy Pink
They pick him up later like
He's a foolish little kid
"You got a joint?" "No i don't" "Well
It'd be cooler if you did"
Alright, alright, alright
Theres Wooderson he's such a crazy fool
They go to the emporium to meet
Some girls and play some pool
You leave the dance, you can't come back
But fuck it those kids didn't care
They wanna walk around a bit
But Herschfelder was "Gettin' there"
Now they're getting chased and they
Get liked by O'Bannon wee, Wee
Wee squeal like a pig oh my
God they can't stand him
Now they're breaking mailboxes with cans
That's meant for trash
Get a gun pulled on em "fuck this old man
Pickford hit the gas!"
They get revenge on O'Bannon
With Hardy laughter dude scours
Wodderson plotted a beerbst
Awesome party at the moon tower!
President George Washington was
Not a homosapien
Ain't you ever hear the song:
"The Presidents are Aliens?"
Mitch and Julie hit it off
Theyre prolly gonna get it on
The beer is flowin nicely then
Abruptly everything went wrong
Smells like someone’s smokin reefer! i’m
The one thats smokin reefer
Push him, sucker punch him
Oopsie daisies put him in the sleeper
Dominant alpha male mothafucker
You fuckin disgust me i hate your guts
He’s kickin his ass hes
Punchin and kickin and
Killin him til they break it up
God damn it, he’s lucky that he’s still alive
Stupid mothafucka had to ruin shit
And kill the vibe
The party’s over, keg is tapped
It’s get up in the car time
Lets go smoke a joint right on
The 50 fuckin yard line!
Break down! giggling! party in the hot night!
Mustve been too loud or something
Theres a fuckin cop light
Cops are talkin shit like they can
Smell beer and smell smoke
Randy Floyd is gettin high well wait
Til i go tell coach!
Coach comes, mad as hell, Randy Pink
Let’s speak
Ditch your loser friends right now and
Sign your freakin pledge sheet
Sorry coach I got a speech for
You it goes like this
Ya see I might play football in the
Fall but nope i won't sign this, peace!
Mitch and Julie making out until the sun rise
Mama grabs him by the ear you’re
Off the hook this one time
Mitchell are you drunk right now? heck no mom
Happy end Mitch Kramer goes to
Sleep with headphones on dazed and Confused