Chamillionaire, Mac Lethal - Don’t Piss Me Off lyrics

Fuck a major record label
Stab the CEO's hand to the table
Fuck a major record label
Stab the A&R's hand to the table

You see the truth is i lose my cool quick
Don’t make me lose it
You’ll see what lewd is you see the truth is
I’m not like you kid so don’t be foolish
I just might prove it
Just try not to piss me off
You should tell them not to piss me off
Because I’ll turn them into history y’all
(Don’t piss me off)
So please, just please don’t piss me off
(Don’t piss me off)
You should tell them not to piss me off
Because I’ll turn them into history y’all
(Don’t piss me off)
So please, just please don’t piss me off
(Don’t piss me off) chamillionaire, go

I was calm for a minute
Yeah I started off calm
Til I saw a fake rapper with an Audemars on
Then I realized with my seeing
Eyes it was same man
That did came in with the Audemars on
Didn’t really think that we
Would audit y’all, huh?
Cause it seemed that you really
Got you balling on wrong
Whole bunch of jewelers that
I oughtta call on
Just to show them that you’re
Faker than Mardi Gras charm
Can’t stand y’all
I’m loving every thought of y’all gone
I can read the future like
It’s written on your palm
One hand on my cellie while
I’m calling your mom
Got your sis strip teasing in
A falling off thong pick them up
Take them with me in the car to your prom
They know my money longer than a Ramadan song
But I ain’t trying to hit
I’m just trying to hit your face on your
Car while you got your car alarm on
See how many rappers I can get to retire
If you spit
I’m just hoping that you slip on saliva
Turn a Coke can with a
Kickstand to a time bomb
Give it to you then I disappear like McGyver
There will be no survivors
There will be no reminders
Got a cannon but I bet
You never seeing Mariah
Give a second and I bet you’re
Going to see them on fire
When you see that you’re going to see
That these other rappers is liars
See my Mac is lethal, plus Mac is lethal
Turn you into macaroni when
We blasting people see they’re actors
They got me yelling "Action people!"
Dig them up kill them again
Just like an action sequel
Everybody sound the same but
It's just overkill put a hole in your chest
See what your soul reveal
Got a rusty Black and Decker
Call it Woody Woodpecker
Then I vrrmmmm in your heart so
You can know the drill you see the truth is
I lose my cool quick don’t make me lose it
You’ll see what lewd is you see the truth is
I’m not like you kid so don’t be foolish
I just might prove it
Just try not to piss me off
You should tell them not to piss me off
Because I’ll turn them into history y’all
(Don’t piss me off)
So please, just please don’t piss me off
(Don’t piss me off)
You should tell them not to piss me off
Because I’ll turn them into history y’all
(Don’t piss me off)
So please, just please don’t piss me off
(Don’t piss me off)

I was calm for a minute
But I started off angry
And didn’t kill everybody, thank me
I’m the only human being in the
Fucking world that got rabies
Digging up your garden
Shitting in your daisies (Woof)
Put some candy in my bowl
I’m always trying to run
Away from animal control
I’m a ghost, I’m a ghoul, I’m a demon
I’m a rogue i’m a screaming little toad
I’m a phantom with no soul
Goddamnit I’ll kill you
And even if you kill me
They're gonna think I let you
Like I’m Anderson Silva
Man fuck all the radio bullshit
Fuck anything that’s watered down
Like American pilsner now Mac Lethal, man
What the fuck is wrong with him?
Even Tech N9ne won’t do a song with him
If a rapper got a girl, man
She going to quit him
I’ll stretch him out until his
Epidermis don’t fit him (ah)
I give fuck about a bitch being trill
She can give brain in the
Kitchen like Richie Aprile
Drink wine in a warm red glass
Spitting game to a dame with
A fine little corn-fed ass
Like Mike Tyson I beat it
Up until she couldn’t walk
Told if she isn’t trying to
Fornicate she shouldn’t talk (Uh)
I never spoil her
I just tell her all the Breaking Bad spoilers
Fuck all the mockery you’re making
Every single tooth
Every bone every fossil I’m breaking
Mac Lethal got the fucking
Soccer moms shaking
Like they popping and they breaking
Saying "As-salamu alaykum"
Everybody sounds the same and
It’s just overkill in fact
Most rap groups sound like Soul for Real
If you don’t want to get your soldiers killed
You better throw your shield
And head over hills you know the drill


Hey, Chamillionaire thanks for the verse dude
Keep killing it independently