Mac Lethal - How to Make Your Own Chick-Fil-A lyrics
[Mac Lethal - How to Make Your Own Chick-Fil-A lyrics]
Man, I drove by Chick-Fil-A yesterday
There were a bunch of protesters
Singing the National Anthem
For the first time in my life
Kinda wished two dudes would'a jumped outta
The bushes and touched dicks ha
I woke up in the morning and
The sky was a little gray
There was eight hundred people
Outside of Chick-Fil-A protestin', god damn
Holding homophobic signs in their hands
I was like "Jeez
Ain't that a little much?"
All I really wanted a little lunch
But since they won't leave gay people alone
Here's a recipe for y'all to
Make easy at home let's go!
First you got to get ingredients to use:
Boneless chicken breasts, salt, pepper
Paprika too vinegar, egg, and a dabble of
Milk, with the oil, and two types of flour
Baking soda, dry mustard, pickles
And malted milk powder icing sugar
Some honey butter and some pickle juice
Eight fluffy wheat buns
Now we gettin' loose
Mac Lethal, oh damn man, he spit's the truth
Like Sarah Palin is a man
With a missing tooth
Now pour a little wine from your bottle
Get a big-ass knife to
Cut the chickens horizontal
Marinate them in a bowl of pickle
Juice for half an hour
This would be the perfect time to
Take a nap, or bath, or shower
Season 'em with pepper and salt
Massage the paprika into them
For better results
You gotta get up, and get you a dish
Remember the egg and milk is mixed
In the water with pickle, baby
Give it a wisk
Grab another bowl to pour all the sick flour
Icing sugar, dry mustard, soda
And malted milk powder
Does it need a secret ingredient?
Of course it does
One teaspoon of Rick Santorum's blood
G-what cousin? You be nut huggin'
You and your hetero' buddies giving
Each other high fives
Mitt Romney turned Mormon to marry five guys
In a dutch oven
Pour the peanut oil in to give it a nice fry
Heat it up to 325 but not a single bit more
You don't wanna burn it
Dip the chicken breast into the egg bowl
Then dip it in the powder bowl
Smother it, and cover it, and turn it
Five minutes later, take it out and dry it
Cut and toast a bun
Put some pickles on it try it
If you like Chick-Fil-A
Good it tastes just like it
If you hate Chick-Fil-A
Better you ain't gotta buy it anymore
There were a bunch of protesters
Singing the National Anthem
For the first time in my life
Kinda wished two dudes would'a jumped outta
The bushes and touched dicks ha
I woke up in the morning and
The sky was a little gray
There was eight hundred people
Outside of Chick-Fil-A protestin', god damn
Holding homophobic signs in their hands
I was like "Jeez
Ain't that a little much?"
All I really wanted a little lunch
But since they won't leave gay people alone
Here's a recipe for y'all to
Make easy at home let's go!
First you got to get ingredients to use:
Boneless chicken breasts, salt, pepper
Paprika too vinegar, egg, and a dabble of
Milk, with the oil, and two types of flour
Baking soda, dry mustard, pickles
And malted milk powder icing sugar
Some honey butter and some pickle juice
Eight fluffy wheat buns
Now we gettin' loose
Mac Lethal, oh damn man, he spit's the truth
Like Sarah Palin is a man
With a missing tooth
Now pour a little wine from your bottle
Get a big-ass knife to
Cut the chickens horizontal
Marinate them in a bowl of pickle
Juice for half an hour
This would be the perfect time to
Take a nap, or bath, or shower
Season 'em with pepper and salt
Massage the paprika into them
For better results
You gotta get up, and get you a dish
Remember the egg and milk is mixed
In the water with pickle, baby
Give it a wisk
Grab another bowl to pour all the sick flour
Icing sugar, dry mustard, soda
And malted milk powder
Does it need a secret ingredient?
Of course it does
One teaspoon of Rick Santorum's blood
G-what cousin? You be nut huggin'
You and your hetero' buddies giving
Each other high fives
Mitt Romney turned Mormon to marry five guys
In a dutch oven
Pour the peanut oil in to give it a nice fry
Heat it up to 325 but not a single bit more
You don't wanna burn it
Dip the chicken breast into the egg bowl
Then dip it in the powder bowl
Smother it, and cover it, and turn it
Five minutes later, take it out and dry it
Cut and toast a bun
Put some pickles on it try it
If you like Chick-Fil-A
Good it tastes just like it
If you hate Chick-Fil-A
Better you ain't gotta buy it anymore