Mac Lethal - Hungover lyrics
[Mac Lethal - Hungover lyrics]
It's friday night and all I
Wan't to do is relax
The week was so hard it
Almost made my knees crack
I'm trying to read on the couch in my sweats
Till my cellphone vibrates and I
Get a text it says
"What's up dude this is Chris
Come and meet us" i said na man I'm just
Realizing with my feet up
He said "dude, it's Joe's birthday party
There's girl's here wetter than
The mermaid Barbie"
I thought to myself "geez, hum, think
I guess it's not a crime
To only have one drink"
Even though it's kinda risky
I got dressed quickly
Drove to the bar and ordered
Up a shot of whiskey
Then I got another shot of whiskey
Then I accidentally got like ten
More shots of whiskey
Two martinis and a couple cold lagers
And finally a shot of goldschlager
How disgusting
Woke up the next morning on my carpet with
A turkey sandwich smashed in my armpit
I swear to god I was this
Close to crying it hurt
I needed water I was dying of thirst
I fucking screamed
I'm hungover, and I ain't gonna drink again
Until the night when I see my friends
Until the night where we do it again
Popped two Advil
My head hurt like I got punched
By the greatest boxing champion from
I turned off my cellphone
Turned on the TV like "ahhh
I'm gonna take it easy"
For real though I'm staying in tonight
My brain is really sore
But all of the sudden I heard
A banging on the door
It was my friend Matt, and he
Was with a couple cute bitches
And I was like "yes! I love cute bitches"
Come to the kitchen
Lets have a couple light Buds next thing you
Know my freaking living room's a night club
Boulevard beers with some Xanax bars
We even shoveled snow with my Amex card
Woke up the next morning on my couch with
The taste of Makers Mark in my mouth
I swear to god I was this
Close to crying it hurt
I needed water I was dying
Of thirst I fucking screamed
I'm hungover, and I ain't gonna drink again
Until the night when I see my friends
Until the night where we do it again
I'm hungover, and I ain't gonna drink again
Until the night when I see my friends
Until the night where we do it again
Yo, I can't drink like I used to
Either that or I don't choose too
But when I do dude I get
So drunk that it looks
Like I'm talking to myself like
A person with a Bluetooth
And I be slurping on that Deuce-Deuce
Never Vodka and fruit juice
Man none of that stuff
Just give me a tall boy of PBR I
Gave a whole can CPR
Like "breathe goddamnit!" check this
Last week we partied so late that
We went and got breakfast
Then I sent a text message to my
Ex-bitch telling her she looked like precious
Then I broke into her Netflix!
I'm hungover, and I ain't gonna drink again
Until the night when I see my friends
Until the night where we do it again
I'm hungover, and I ain't gonna drink again
Until the night when I see my friends
Until the night where we do it again
Why does every sing weekend gotta
End up like this? goddamnit!
I'm always like "I'm not
Gonna drink tonight
I'm gonna take it easy"
Next thing you know I'm at
Denny's eating something greasy
Mac Lethal, Seven, we out
Wan't to do is relax
The week was so hard it
Almost made my knees crack
I'm trying to read on the couch in my sweats
Till my cellphone vibrates and I
Get a text it says
"What's up dude this is Chris
Come and meet us" i said na man I'm just
Realizing with my feet up
He said "dude, it's Joe's birthday party
There's girl's here wetter than
The mermaid Barbie"
I thought to myself "geez, hum, think
I guess it's not a crime
To only have one drink"
Even though it's kinda risky
I got dressed quickly
Drove to the bar and ordered
Up a shot of whiskey
Then I got another shot of whiskey
Then I accidentally got like ten
More shots of whiskey
Two martinis and a couple cold lagers
And finally a shot of goldschlager
How disgusting
Woke up the next morning on my carpet with
A turkey sandwich smashed in my armpit
I swear to god I was this
Close to crying it hurt
I needed water I was dying of thirst
I fucking screamed
I'm hungover, and I ain't gonna drink again
Until the night when I see my friends
Until the night where we do it again
Popped two Advil
My head hurt like I got punched
By the greatest boxing champion from
I turned off my cellphone
Turned on the TV like "ahhh
I'm gonna take it easy"
For real though I'm staying in tonight
My brain is really sore
But all of the sudden I heard
A banging on the door
It was my friend Matt, and he
Was with a couple cute bitches
And I was like "yes! I love cute bitches"
Come to the kitchen
Lets have a couple light Buds next thing you
Know my freaking living room's a night club
Boulevard beers with some Xanax bars
We even shoveled snow with my Amex card
Woke up the next morning on my couch with
The taste of Makers Mark in my mouth
I swear to god I was this
Close to crying it hurt
I needed water I was dying
Of thirst I fucking screamed
I'm hungover, and I ain't gonna drink again
Until the night when I see my friends
Until the night where we do it again
I'm hungover, and I ain't gonna drink again
Until the night when I see my friends
Until the night where we do it again
Yo, I can't drink like I used to
Either that or I don't choose too
But when I do dude I get
So drunk that it looks
Like I'm talking to myself like
A person with a Bluetooth
And I be slurping on that Deuce-Deuce
Never Vodka and fruit juice
Man none of that stuff
Just give me a tall boy of PBR I
Gave a whole can CPR
Like "breathe goddamnit!" check this
Last week we partied so late that
We went and got breakfast
Then I sent a text message to my
Ex-bitch telling her she looked like precious
Then I broke into her Netflix!
I'm hungover, and I ain't gonna drink again
Until the night when I see my friends
Until the night where we do it again
I'm hungover, and I ain't gonna drink again
Until the night when I see my friends
Until the night where we do it again
Why does every sing weekend gotta
End up like this? goddamnit!
I'm always like "I'm not
Gonna drink tonight
I'm gonna take it easy"
Next thing you know I'm at
Denny's eating something greasy
Mac Lethal, Seven, we out