Mac Lethal - Rapping About Cleopatra lyrics

I wanna rap about one of the greatest
Women in the world's history
Seductive and dangerous
Power hungry and famous
I’m talking about Cleopatra
She was a lover, but wait kid
She was nothing to play with

She was born in 69 BC in the Ptolemaic
Where she was raised to be queen of Egypt
Highly educated young girl
Sharp brain and wit
Smart as fuck, spoke 10 different languages
She wasn't even that pretty
But she was dangerous
She wasn't even that friendly
She was a gangster bitch
She was white, she wasn’t even african
She first party girl, the original Kardashian
Sick lil cutie, with a thick lil booty
That would get real moody
Driving men real loopy when her father died
She had to marry her brother
And Egypt's throne
They would have to marry each other
Her brother was a 10-year-old
Boy named Ptolemy
And she was like, "Share the
Throne with him? Uhh, not for me"
This Ptolemy absolutely furious
So he had Cleopatra exiled to Syria
Around this time Julius Caesar was
The dictator of Rome and truly the leader of
The Mediterranean world
And he was at war with him nemesis Pompeii
Who was hiding in Egypt
This is important for a few different reason
Remember Cleopatra's little brother-slash
Husband that i told you about earlier?
That 10-year-old boy named Ptolemy?
Well, he had an idea, like golly gee!
"I wanna be Caesar's friend!
He's on his way to Egypt right now
To hunt Pompeii with his men!
But I'll have MY men find Pompeii swift
And I'll cut his head off to
Give to Caesar as a gift!"
And that's exactly what he did
And Caesar was furious "You stupid-ass kid!
This was Pompeii the great!
This man was a consul of Rome!
You can’t chop off his dome
You little rookie bitch!"
Cleopatra knew this was the perfect
Opportunity to get Caesar pussy-whipped
She snuck into his palace wrapped in a rug
The second he saw her he
Fell in passionate love

She said "Caesar baby
You can be my filthy lover
I’m feeling you, you're feeling me ooh
We feel each other
You wanna lay in bed with me?
You wanna steal the covers?
Well, do a favor for me baby
Please kill my brother"

I’m just trying to make a long story short
Caesar took Ptolemy to war
In the Nile River, Ptolemy drowned
Cleo was the new queen of Egypt
She was crowned unfortunately though
Caesar made her co-rule with
Her other little bro
"What was his name, Mac? Let us know!"
I don't want the rap to make the
Rap to sound like a comedy
But her other brother was also Ptolemy
It didn't really matter though
Cuz she was Caesar's lady
And she was knocked up with Caesar’s baby
I mean, she had to keep his hands tied
They had a son named Little Caesar
After the pizza franchise
Caesar was getting powerful as fuck
But back in Rome he fell down upon his luck
His best friend Brutus had him
Stabbed till he bled
And just like that Julius Caesar was DEAD
Cleopatra was so depressed
Cuz she and Caesar shared so
Much joy with each other
So she went back to Egypt and the first
Thing she did when she got there
Was poison her brother
Now she ruled Egypt all alone
And she made Little Caesar
Co-ruler of the throne
She was lonely and single
She needed a Mister
So she met a dude named Marc Antony on Tinder
All she wanted was a powerful Roman
A badass general to take home next
So she dated Marc Antony
Nonono, not Marc ANTHONY, you fucking idiot
Not J-Lo's ex

But she said "Marcy baby
I can be your filthy lover
I'm feeling you, you're feeling me, ooh
We feel each other
You wanna be my bae? You wanna be my Mister?
Then do a favor for me babe
Please kill my sister"

Cleopatra's little sister Arsinoe was
Going round saying
"God, Cleo's acting like a bitch!"
So obviously, Cleopatra's only response was
To have her little sister
Hacked up into bit's
Cleo and Marc had a couple of twins
Then they went and got married
Which upset people
Cuz Marc Antony already had a wife in Rome
So getting married to Cleo was highly illegal
Marc's wife was Octavia
She was the sister of Octavian
Rome's other leader
The other son of Caesar, he HATED Cleopatra!
He took her ass to war, he said, "Fuck it
I'll defeat her"
He said, "Fuck Marc and Cleo
I'm attacking them"
He took em both to war on the Battle of Axiom
Marc and Cleo lost, their armies were dead
Cleopatra jumped on a ship and she fled
Marc tried to follow her after the tragedy
He said
"What's wrong Cleo? Are you mad at me?"
She said, "No i just need some space
Maybe we should just be friends
You're a damn disgrace"
She got a DM from Octavian
On Instagram that said
"Look, I got a little plan listen, fam
You kill Marc Antony for me
I'll set you free come on
Let's work something out Cleo message me"
So she thought up a plot, a shady-ass way
She could try to play
With Marc Antony's head
She spread a little fake news about herself
Which made Marc Antony think
That she was dead marc said, "Noooooooo!"
Then he tried to kill himself
By falling on his sword to commit suicide
And right before he died
His friend was like, "Hey Marc
Cleopatra's alive!"
Cleopatra said, "Octavian
I could be your filthy lover"
Octavian said, "Stop talking girl
You're gonna suffer"
Cleo had lost, Octavian was culled
She killed herself by snake bite
At 39 years old