Mac Lethal - Shotgun lyrics
[Mac Lethal - Shotgun lyrics]
Ay, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo
Apparently I talk really funny
(You say your r's funny)
We talk like Dan Rather is supposed to talk
People that do news get trained
To speak like we do
Mid Westerners talk correctly yo, ahem
I was born on July 47th
Always had a passion for the demons
The hellions
And the weapons, I'm telling you any second
I'ma burst the metal barricade
Take a Jägerbomb and I'll
Rehearse the Devil's serenade
Pinto, calm and guilty of petty murder
Smoked out
Sloppy and grilling a veggie burger
You drilling the head berserker?
Man, I'm 10"2'
I got a pack of Marijuana flavored
Big League Chew
And I've been bitter at the world
Since they cancelled Seinfeld
Leash up the mic with my damsel spike
I got, so I can hump her
Put your hands up if your friends
Talk shit on each other (Motherfucker!)
She fell from it quick, her heart's broke
Liked it how when Neville was telling
Her dick and fart jokes
I wanna make the sweat boil in your palms
I live at hotels like I'm Royal Tenenbaum
I'm losing nothing, I'm spinning
I chew 'em up with the rhythm
The illest rapper that's with 'em
Man, who the fuck are you kidding?
I'm bruising up and I'm splintering
Your state of mind, now who's crew cut
Rules in '89? (Mine)
I got a shotgun pointing at the radio
I swear to God I'm bout to pull
It back and make it blow
I got a shotgun pointing at the ceiling
Mac Lethal is brilliant (brilliant!)
I got a shotgun pointing at the radio
I swear to God I'm bout to pull
It back and make it blow
I got a shotgun pointing at the ceiling
Mac Lethal is
And no, Fox News is not CBS
It's all a bunch of blue-eyed not CBS
And yes
(yes) , I come from Kansas City, but no (no)
My friends don't have sex with the relatives
I lived in Raytown
Wind down in Overland Park
Where all the women got teeth that
Are glow in the dark
And all the streets are patrolled
By remote-control creepy Gorillas
I be dressing like I'm Ichi the Killer
I chase Scallywags like a pimp from Compton
With a hoodie and a crush on 6 from Blossom
Lethal in your town, people hit the ground
These goddamn rappers probably
Tinkle sitting down
My signal spins around 'til my
Rap City kicks you
I tragically rip through and stick
Another catheter in you
I rip 'em with the ravenous grin too
With rhythm in my hips
Like I was Ravishing Rick Rude
Rappers have misused the rules of the rhythm
Such a silly ass fool, this decision I'm
And I am not ashamed I
Have Vanilla Ice's first album
Everybody listen and dig to it
I got a shotgun pointing at the radio
I swear to God I'm bout to pull
It back and make it blow
I got a shotgun pointing at the ceiling
Mac Lethal is brilliant (brilliant!)
I got a shotgun pointing at the radio
I swear to God I'm bout to pull
It back and make it blow
I got a shotgun pointing at the ceiling
I'm bout to get brilliant!
DJ Platinum, pull that trigger
Apparently I talk really funny
(You say your r's funny)
We talk like Dan Rather is supposed to talk
People that do news get trained
To speak like we do
Mid Westerners talk correctly yo, ahem
I was born on July 47th
Always had a passion for the demons
The hellions
And the weapons, I'm telling you any second
I'ma burst the metal barricade
Take a Jägerbomb and I'll
Rehearse the Devil's serenade
Pinto, calm and guilty of petty murder
Smoked out
Sloppy and grilling a veggie burger
You drilling the head berserker?
Man, I'm 10"2'
I got a pack of Marijuana flavored
Big League Chew
And I've been bitter at the world
Since they cancelled Seinfeld
Leash up the mic with my damsel spike
I got, so I can hump her
Put your hands up if your friends
Talk shit on each other (Motherfucker!)
She fell from it quick, her heart's broke
Liked it how when Neville was telling
Her dick and fart jokes
I wanna make the sweat boil in your palms
I live at hotels like I'm Royal Tenenbaum
I'm losing nothing, I'm spinning
I chew 'em up with the rhythm
The illest rapper that's with 'em
Man, who the fuck are you kidding?
I'm bruising up and I'm splintering
Your state of mind, now who's crew cut
Rules in '89? (Mine)
I got a shotgun pointing at the radio
I swear to God I'm bout to pull
It back and make it blow
I got a shotgun pointing at the ceiling
Mac Lethal is brilliant (brilliant!)
I got a shotgun pointing at the radio
I swear to God I'm bout to pull
It back and make it blow
I got a shotgun pointing at the ceiling
Mac Lethal is
And no, Fox News is not CBS
It's all a bunch of blue-eyed not CBS
And yes
(yes) , I come from Kansas City, but no (no)
My friends don't have sex with the relatives
I lived in Raytown
Wind down in Overland Park
Where all the women got teeth that
Are glow in the dark
And all the streets are patrolled
By remote-control creepy Gorillas
I be dressing like I'm Ichi the Killer
I chase Scallywags like a pimp from Compton
With a hoodie and a crush on 6 from Blossom
Lethal in your town, people hit the ground
These goddamn rappers probably
Tinkle sitting down
My signal spins around 'til my
Rap City kicks you
I tragically rip through and stick
Another catheter in you
I rip 'em with the ravenous grin too
With rhythm in my hips
Like I was Ravishing Rick Rude
Rappers have misused the rules of the rhythm
Such a silly ass fool, this decision I'm
And I am not ashamed I
Have Vanilla Ice's first album
Everybody listen and dig to it
I got a shotgun pointing at the radio
I swear to God I'm bout to pull
It back and make it blow
I got a shotgun pointing at the ceiling
Mac Lethal is brilliant (brilliant!)
I got a shotgun pointing at the radio
I swear to God I'm bout to pull
It back and make it blow
I got a shotgun pointing at the ceiling
I'm bout to get brilliant!
DJ Platinum, pull that trigger