Mac Miller - Myspace Freestyle lyrics

Pathological liar
Went to my girlfriend's house and
Set her dog on fire
Blamed it on her little brother
Got him sent to juvi
Fucked her in the bathroom while
Her dad was watchin' movies
Reach in to my backpack for
A fully loaded UZI
Started shootin' up the room he was in
That Chapelle show episode, you know
Paule Mooney was in
Told her everything would be alright
Just don't scream as I dismount
Left the crib
Started searchin' for a discount
Exorcist, I need to get some help with this
Once as sweet as Welch's is
Think he went insane though
Must have been the drugs in him
He love to sniff the yayo
Insane, could accompany a angel
But maybe one day I can be somebody's angel
Catalog with greatest hit's
Sacred does what sacred is
And people raise their brows when
You weird as Al Yankovich
I just wanna make out with
Groupies and play with tit's
Snort H and shit, just forget what day it is
I'm eatin' Seder with Clinton and Ralf Nader
Tradin' Acres and bettin' millions
Against the Lakers
Spittin' out what used to be
A children's favorite flavor
Sentenced to hell but I'm
Out on good behavior
Oh shit, got a new neighbor

Still alive in a room full of melted candles
Lost my job
Now I'm in New York sellin' sandals
Saw Christopher Stokes and SW Randall
They probably had some freaky sex, really
I'm not worried
Already plan to kill myself when
The clock hit's 7: 30
Readin' Hamlet out loud in a room by myself
Givin' different characters different voices
I think it helps
Storyline and flow of the plot
Got a gun in my dresser, it's holdin' a shot