Mac Miller - Turkey Love lyrics

Ooh' baby, baby, baby, yeah
Baby, baby, baby, yeah i know
Girl, girl, yeah, yeah, uh
I see you lookin' good wearin' that T-shirt
And nothin' else but some purple panties
Your ass cheeks bouncin' off each other
Like they don't get along
But, I'ma make 'em love each other
I'ma make them become the best of friends
Them ass cheeks, girl
Them ass cheeks like twins
But which one was born first, baby?
Said, which one is older
And by how many minutes?
Girl, your ass cheeks got a mind of their own
Which one had better SAT scores, girl?
I don't know, I don't know
Baby, if your ass had a face
What expression would it be making when
I put my tongue inside that
Asshole and lick around like
I'm tryna have some shitty soup?
Girl, fuckin' with you is like
Fuckin' with a girl with a nice ass
That's a lot of ass
And don't forget about them titties, girl
Don't forget about them nipples, no!
They get hard when I rub 'em gently
And pinch 'em just a little bit
But, I ain't tryna hurt you, girl
No, I don't wanna hurt you, girl
Unless you talk about the way that
Your pussy gon' be hurtin' after
I get done with it
Girl, I'm just tryna have some fun with it
Oh you ain't nothin' but a slutty ass ho
Who fucks every rapper that
Comes to your city
But goddamn, you so pretty
When that ass in leggings, girl
It don't matter the pattern
Or if they just solid black
Oh, I want that ass, you've got that pack
I ain't talkin' 'bout no cellulite
I'ma tell you right, baby, we
Gon' have a swell night, ooh
And I don't know if you
Ever seen something like me
When I pull out my dick, girl
I plan on fuckin' you so good
Damn, I hope you like the way my dick feels
Put it in your mouth, girl
Don't you dare bite my shit
'Cause, I'll punch you in
The motherfuckin' face
I'll hit a bitch, oh, I'll hit a bitch
But, if you suck my dick good
Then we can get along
Might even put the head in this song
Probably not, ooh, probably not
Girl, how does my dick taste after a show
When I still haven't showered?
You suck on my balls, you a champion
Girl, you a champion, girl, baby, baby
You and me, nobody want us to be together
Baby but, it's okay, I'ma fuck you anyway
And I heard that Kendrick fucked ya
I heard that Rocky fucked ya
I heard that every single rapper
That been in your city this month fucked ya
But, you still wouldn't fuck Schoolboy
Q and I feel ya
But, baby, you can love me right
And I know that your money tight
And I ain't gonna give you shit
But a meal, a glass of Henny, and this dick
Bitch don't come at me for money, no
'Cause, I'ma tell you you'se a ugly ho
And slap you in the face
Punch you, give that ass a bloody nose
Ooh, I'm fuckin' crazy
And I wouldn't marry you if you
Fuckin' paid me a million dollars
'Cause you ain't shit but a real good pussy
And to be honest that pussy
Ain't even that good
I just think it is because when you horny
Everything seems incredible
You probably just a regular ass
Bitch and I'm trippin'
Oh, I'm on a roll, girl, I'm trippin'
Missionary, doggystyle
Ride the dick, get wild, girl
From the side, do a split
Turn around, now suck my dick
Baby, suck my dick, oh
I love you, girl, psych
I just told your momma that
And then I fucked her too
While your daddy watched i'm crazy, girl
Better workout, I don't like my bitches lazy
Girl don't get lazy 'cause I'll kick your
Ass right to the curb
I know I'm gettin' fat
So are you down with that?
Ooh, baby, give that ass a
Slap, yeah, I like it, girl
And don't you try and put
Your tongue in my asshole
'Cause that's way too nasty for me
And I ain't gay
But I like a girl to rub on my asshole
When she sucks my dick, is that weird?
Maybe, girl, when I eat your pussy
Can you feel my beard? It's crazy, girl
I'm a nasty motherfucker
In the Gap wearin' khakis, motherfucker
And don't you dare ask me for a rubber
'Cause, I don't have those
Ayy! What the fuck's wrong?
Can I talk about your ass in a song?
Have you ever seen that ass in a thong?
Ooh, get low, baby! Oh, girl
I'll fuck you while I'm
Listenin' to Taylor Swift
Ooh, that's some player shit
See, at the end of the night
I might get you a Gatorade 'cause, bitch
You need to catch your breath
'Cause, I just fucked the shit out of you
Ooh, I fucked the shit out of you
But don't you bleed on my sheets
Girl, you bled on my sheets!
Now it's been red for a week
You bled on my sheets and stained them
My dreams have been red for a week
Ooh, ooh, ooh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
And I just want you to know
That you are not mine oh, yeah
I heard you fucked Justin Bieber
Let me tell you that's fine
Oh, baby, that's fine
But let me ask you one question, girl
Was his dick bigger than mine?
Don't tell me, "Yes, " I might get depressed
Oh, I'm walkin' in Rite Aid
And I see the milk section
What kind of milk do I get? Baby
What kind of milk do I get?
There's so many choices
So much variety of milk
I couldn't help but think of you
And all the things I want to
Do in the milk section
Girl, me and you is like the milk section
But sometimes you need orange juice
And sometimes you need a little bit of both
But don't drink too much milk
'cause you'll be congested
Oh, and somethin' manifested in my mind
I said, "Hey! Hey! Cashier
You didn't give me the correct change"
And I can't deal with that right now
'Cause my mom gave me twenty dollars and said
"Bring back my damn change"
You gon' make that lady go insane, yeah
You gon' make her lose her mind, oh, girl
I know what you like when you
Think of the perfect man
I bet you didn't think of me
And that's why I hate you, girl
But love is what we makin', girl
And you a little sloppy, naked girl
You might wanna tighten that up
'Cause ain't no famous celebrity
Gon' fuck you when you look like that
Oh, you gotta get good
Start eatin' on the right track
And, baby, it's alright that
The first night, you let me pipe that
Never been with no white rapper how was it?
Ooh, how was it, girl?
Was it everything you dreamed
Or was it disappointin'?
Oh shit, that might need some ointment
Oh, girl, you ain't no ho
You just know what you want
And I got what you need, ooh
I got what you need
So, give that pussy to me
And I'ma do the right thing
I'ma do the white thing
And treat that pussy disrespectfully
Oh, your pussy don't get what it deserves
I'ma cum fast, it's cool, jack myself off
Then I come back ooh, fuck that
Baby, I'll fuck you and rap in
Your ear at the same time
Pick a song, I'm a jukebox, girl
And I can sing to you
You got some friends? Please bring 'em too
'Cause we could have a threesome
Sorry, I think I missed that note
I missed that note
Oh, let me tell you this story
Ooh, I was walkin' at the
Flea market the other day and I saw
Half-price lamps and I scored
'cause my livin' room's lackin' some light
So, I bargained with the nice lady and said
"Can I get four for the price of three?
It's alright, you see? Just be nice to me"
And she said, "Who the fuck you think I am?
This a 1970 vintage lamp
You can't find these anymore
Don't even sell them in stores"
That's how serious this dumb bitch
Was about her lamps
I said, "I know your pussy is dry
But this dick gon' make it damp
Fuckin' tramp, that's what you are
So, bitch, put them lamps in my car
And I'ma go home
And I'ma watch late-night television"
Said, I'ma watch late-night television, girl
I can't pick between Leno or Letterman
Leno or Letterman? Leno or Letterman?
And I like Fallon too, and I like Kimmel too
And I like Craig Ferguson
But, I can't understand a single
Fuckin' word that he says, girl
All these words in my head
What happened to SNL?
It used to be so funny
And who the fuck is Fred Armisen?
Baby, baby, how'd he get that job?
But let me not spend no time hatin'
On another man tryna get his
'Cause, I'm just tryna get mine
And I'm gettin' off subject
Isn't this a love song? No
This is just a fuck song, whoa
So that's what I'ma do, ooh, baby
Let me tell another story earlier today
I was flippin' through channels on
The cable when I when I came across one of
Those commercials for sick dogs
And I hate that shit
I hate eatin' a cheeseburger
And watchin' a video about animal cruelty
'cause I know that shit happens
But, I like to forget it
And enjoy my cheeseburger, yeah
'Cause, I can't help but like it, girl
I know th
I know they treat those cows like shit
And I ain't really with that
But I ain't no gay-ass vegetarian
I like beef, yeah, I like beef
Oh, baby, I like beef
Baby, oh, let me tell you somethin' else
And I was on the internet the other day
Did somethin' a little vain
I typed myself into Google verch, Google ver
Google Search 'scuse me and what did I see?
Oh, you ask me
What did I see? I'll tell you right now
I saw some shit
I clicked on the first picture
And I enlarged it to full screen
And what did I see? You wanna know?
What I saw was so disgusting
That I wanted to retire i'ma tell you now
What I saw, what I motherfuckin' saw
What did I see?
I had something stuck in my teeth
I think it's lettuce, girl
From that turkey burger I ate when
I was out at Turkey World
Oh, baby, do you like some jerky, girl?
No, no, fuck that suck my motherfuckin' dick
I don't play around, I'ma take this dick
I'ma lay it down
Oh, yo, I'm not gay, I love pussy
Ooh, I dream of pussy, I draw pussy
I write about pussy like it is
Some type of false idol
It really is 'cause y'all be
Prayin' on that pussy
Y'all be worshippin' that pussy
Y'all be on Instagram
Commenting bitches' pictures
You thirsty for that pussy
And I ain't really with that
Oh, I ain't with that, girl, yeah, yeah
Would you fuck me? Would you fuck me if I
Looked more like Channing Tatum?
Is that the type of guy you like?