Madchild - Lawn Mower Man lyrics

Yeah lola, Jekyll
Yo

I'm screaming out for help
Nobody's helping me fly like I'm a falcon
On a balcony in Calgary
Everything I touch I turn to gold
Like alchemists heart is palpitating
Eating Alpo I'm allowed to be
I'm top dog now top of the food chain
Opposite of Mellow
Spittin' yellow and blue flames
I'm the little goblin
And I'm probably pumped up
Dumb fucks don't even know
What's up I'm a dump truck
I'm still anonymous i'm still an Anarchist
I'm still a man who's here
To mentally molest you mannequins
If you don't understand the match
Read the manifest smoke a rapper like Mr
Dizaster did to Canibus
If you don't like it change the channel
I'll dismantle any panelist and hammer him
Until he needs an ambulance
Riding through the desert on a
Camel wearing camo print ammo will go blammo
Got you covered like a laminate
It's the abominable snowman
Stick a sword through your abdominal
Like Conan
I'm a crazy artist call me Van Gogh
Son I'll bring the Anarchy
Like I'm from SAMCRO

(I am) I'm the lawn mower man
I'm the lawn mower man
I'm the lawn mower man powerfully electric
With an ongoing plan

Had it all but lost it due to bad habit's
Old dude still rock like Black Sabbath
Madchild bouncing back like I'm a jack rabbit
Dagnabbit, a white boy that raps savage
I'm an artifact, I'm a rhyming lord
I rip the spinal cord right out of a dinosaur
I beat a rapper up so bad
They'll need a crime report
I fuck a pussy rapper up
Till his vagina's sore
Strike, I'm a strange and deranged cobra
Shane's to remain sober
The danger and pain's over
I said I'm fly like Astro Boy
Rip your fucking Face off like Castor Troy
I'm fat like Honey Boo Boo
I'm fucking cuckoo
I'm the little engine got caught
I go choo-choo i play the ukulele
Sing I'm proud to be Canadian can't help it
I'm a hyper-hyperventilating alien

Yo
I guarantee that I use words nobody else has
Beating rappers up so fucking bad
I almost felt bad cause, I am dope
It's a fact I can't help that
Slashing through these rappers
Like a motherfuckin' hellcat
Heavenly but I'm a little devil in a bat cave
Last 5 years Mighty Mouse was in a rat cage
Red dragon spitting fire until
My face is warm
I spit lit gasoline and vomit agent orange
Older than a rotary phone mind totally blown
Silver Surfer I am moulded in chrome
Super Beast!
My testosterone is right through the roof
But, I'm sober now
I'm Percocet and Vicodin proof super Beast!
I'm in a total zone take a shot of cortisone
Leap tall buildings and I
Bench press motor homes
Raining in my city and now
And everything is turning grey
Goblin drinking from a golden goblet
By a burning tray