Madchild - Top Cat lyrics
[Madchild - Top Cat lyrics]
But meanwhile over in one of the uh
Less attractive alleys
A top level meeting has been
Called by a kookie cat called "Top Cat"
Okay pistol packing poison Bandolero
An abandoned hero landed on this planet
I am stranded in the land of zeros
Bow down bitch, modern day feral
Kick Cupid in the balls and then
I stole his fucking arrows
Tomorrow, tomorrow write my name like Zorro
Tag my name on walls and I
Am broke enough to borrow
Soon I’ll be an underground
Rapper with a Bentley
And all my competition I will
Break it to them gently
Tell Watson that it’s elementary
‘Cause, I feel like I’ve been
Doing this for fucking centuries
Back into the States
I truly hope that I am granted entry
Heaven’s gates
I really hope that I am granted entry
Yo, they call me king of Canada
That’s my anointment
And when I’m meeting people now
They are divine appointments
They shower me with gifts
Candles and the finest ointments
And incense, I’m intense my girl’s a princess
Never fuck with family, dawg
That shit is incest
Stopping competition like a
Motherfucking insect
Look out for Madchild, he’s a monster
Really wants to bite us
Rap until I lose my fucking
Voice and I got tonsillitis
Middle aged little ankle
Biter taking tranquilizers
Everything I say is tantalizing
I’m an improviser i’m on the rise now you
Could read the articles
I’ll blow a rappers brain to particles
I have a heart of gold
Break it down like this
Okay, look ayo, I'm still trying to make it
Other things I had to sacrifice
They love my hunger rapping
With the massive appetite
Running circles around your head
Saran wrap, you can't breathe
Lock the door like Sunny in the bar
Now you can't leave
Turn a rapper into mash potatoes
I'm a mass tornado
I'll turn a children's mind to mush
Just like a batch of Play-Doh
Banned from America something
You can't duplicate
So I'm a lonely alien like
From the movie Super 8
Yeah, my rhymes are hard like algebra
Don't scrap words
I recycle them and salvage them
I said these rappers they are semi frauds
I am an immortal, I'm a beast, I am a Demigod
Banned from America
My angel is the centerfold
Brain is full of poisonous
Fumes and dangerous chemicals
Can't even associate with them
'cause they are morons
Think that they are dope
I got more talent in my forearm
I'm banging on these motherfuckers
Like I'm Travis Barker
I'll erase their fucking names like
I'm a magic marker i'm still alive
It's a miracle like Magic Johnson
Old as fuck
But still a new flavor like Action Bronson
I'll keep rapping 'till I thrash my tonsils
A fucking dragon breathing fire
I've got ashy nostrils
Motherfucker, I'm the last Apostle
Rap dinosaur I'll probably be
The last Jurassic fossil
Less attractive alleys
A top level meeting has been
Called by a kookie cat called "Top Cat"
Okay pistol packing poison Bandolero
An abandoned hero landed on this planet
I am stranded in the land of zeros
Bow down bitch, modern day feral
Kick Cupid in the balls and then
I stole his fucking arrows
Tomorrow, tomorrow write my name like Zorro
Tag my name on walls and I
Am broke enough to borrow
Soon I’ll be an underground
Rapper with a Bentley
And all my competition I will
Break it to them gently
Tell Watson that it’s elementary
‘Cause, I feel like I’ve been
Doing this for fucking centuries
Back into the States
I truly hope that I am granted entry
Heaven’s gates
I really hope that I am granted entry
Yo, they call me king of Canada
That’s my anointment
And when I’m meeting people now
They are divine appointments
They shower me with gifts
Candles and the finest ointments
And incense, I’m intense my girl’s a princess
Never fuck with family, dawg
That shit is incest
Stopping competition like a
Motherfucking insect
Look out for Madchild, he’s a monster
Really wants to bite us
Rap until I lose my fucking
Voice and I got tonsillitis
Middle aged little ankle
Biter taking tranquilizers
Everything I say is tantalizing
I’m an improviser i’m on the rise now you
Could read the articles
I’ll blow a rappers brain to particles
I have a heart of gold
Break it down like this
Okay, look ayo, I'm still trying to make it
Other things I had to sacrifice
They love my hunger rapping
With the massive appetite
Running circles around your head
Saran wrap, you can't breathe
Lock the door like Sunny in the bar
Now you can't leave
Turn a rapper into mash potatoes
I'm a mass tornado
I'll turn a children's mind to mush
Just like a batch of Play-Doh
Banned from America something
You can't duplicate
So I'm a lonely alien like
From the movie Super 8
Yeah, my rhymes are hard like algebra
Don't scrap words
I recycle them and salvage them
I said these rappers they are semi frauds
I am an immortal, I'm a beast, I am a Demigod
Banned from America
My angel is the centerfold
Brain is full of poisonous
Fumes and dangerous chemicals
Can't even associate with them
'cause they are morons
Think that they are dope
I got more talent in my forearm
I'm banging on these motherfuckers
Like I'm Travis Barker
I'll erase their fucking names like
I'm a magic marker i'm still alive
It's a miracle like Magic Johnson
Old as fuck
But still a new flavor like Action Bronson
I'll keep rapping 'till I thrash my tonsils
A fucking dragon breathing fire
I've got ashy nostrils
Motherfucker, I'm the last Apostle
Rap dinosaur I'll probably be
The last Jurassic fossil