Madness - Waltz into Mischief lyrics

Here they come again hop scotching
Up to my door
One by one again knockety knock
Knocking upon my floor
Swinging on my gate they gain
Entry by the yard
Pulling at my hair they scream paint
Your thoughts upon my card
But not tonight I've got studies to examine
Tomorrow I'll be watching all the Queen's men
A talent contest on Monday with my Uncle Sam
Who now takes up all of my time
He gives me things to do
'Cause he's a wonderful man
But, I'm sailing across the sea
To see my Uncle Sam
I'm sailing across the sea to
Be with my Uncle Sam to be with my Uncle Sam
Silly little sniggers from
The women liberators
But, I'll stand and hold my post
Polished buttons and erect I'll
Raise the flag
I'll show those women who's the most
But not tonight I've got studies to examine
Tomorrow I'll be watching all the Queen's men
A talent contest on Monday with my Uncle Sam
Who now takes up all of my time
Gives me things to do he's a wonderful man
But, I'm sailing across the sea
To see my Uncle Sam
I'm sailing across the sea to
Be with my Uncle Sam
I'm sailing across the sea to
See my Uncle Sam
I'm sailing across the sea to
Be with my Uncle Sam
But not tonight I've got studies to examine
Tomorrow ah ah ah
And tomorrow I'll be watching
All the Queen's men
A talent contest on Monday with my Uncle Sam
Who now takes up all of my time
He gives me things to do
'Cause he's a wonderful man
I'm sailing across the sea to
See my Uncle Sam
I'm sailing across the sea to
Be with my Uncle Sam
I'm sailing across the sea to
See my Uncle Sam
I'm sailing across the sea to
Be with my Uncle Sam