Mal Blum - Valentine's Day lyrics

I’m hungover, it’s Valentine’s Day morning
What a perfect day to continue
My courting of you
We’ve been dating for so long
I love you (I love you)
And in the local drugstore I
Feel a bit like Moses
Walking through a Red Sea of
Greeting cards and roses
Oh, if I’d only known what you
Were up to or who

'Cause, I brought you the paper
I brought you the news i brought you some of
That Odwalla green juice
That you seemed to like 'cause you
Know how I like you but now
Haven’t you read the paper? Haven’t
You seen the news?
Now there’s something I gotta to say
And I gotta to say it to you
Oh, what do you send when
Flowers just won’t do?

Let’s stop cheating on each other
Let’s stop cheating on each other
Whoa, let’s stop cheating on each other
Let’s stop cheating on each other
This Valentine’s Day

I came over to borrow a loofah
How was I to know you
Would be schtupping her?
I guess it’s kind of weird and
Maybe too soon for ya, i know
Don’t get me wrong, I mean
I know you're an Aries
And you've got commitment issues and you
Get kinda scary off your meds
I think I like it, but I like it because
On some level I like to
Create emotional distractions in my
Life to prevent myself from dealing
With my real issues

Let’s stop cheating on each other
Let’s stop cheating on each other
Whoa, let’s stop cheating on each other
Let’s stop cheating on each other

'Cause the community isn’t that big
And they will always find out
Let’s stop cheating on each other
And just break up right now
I mean, we're not even thirty yet

I mean, we're not even 25 or 24 or 23
But, I’ll stop cheating on you if
You stop cheating on me
Don’t get me wrong I’m not
Opposed to being poly
But, I think that we should talk before
You go and screw somebody else!
Stop cheating on me!

Let’s stop cheating on each other
Let’s stop cheating on each other
Let’s stop cheating on each other
Let’s stop cheating on each other
Let’s stop cheating on each other
Let’s stop cheating on each other
Let’s stop cheating on each other
(Let’s stop cheating on each other)
And happy Valentine’s Day!