Man Overboard - Father Christmas lyrics

When I was young I believed in Santa Clause
Though I knew it was my dad
And I would hang up
My stockings on Christmas
Open my presents and not be glad
But though I saw my plain Father Christmas
I stood outside the department store
A gang of kids came over and robbed me
They knocked my reindeer to the floor
They said

Father Christmas give me some money
Don't mess around with those silly toys
We'll beat you up if you don't hand it over
We want your bread so don't make us annoyed
Give all the toys, to the little rich boys

Don't give my brother a Steve Austin outfit
Don't give my sister a cuddly toy
Don't want a jigsaw or Monopoly money
We only want the real McCoy

Father Christmas give me some money
We want your bread so don't make us annoyed
Father Christmas give me some money
Don't mess around with those silly toys

Fucking my daddy a job cause he needs one
He's got a lot of mouths to feed
But, if you got it I'll
Take that machine gun
So I can scare all the pricks on my street
Hell yeah!

Father Christmas give me some money
We got no time for your silly toys
We'll beat you up if you don't hand it over
We want your bread so don't make us annoyed
Give all the toys, to the little rich boys

Have yourself a merry, merry Christmas
Have yourself a real good time
But don't forget the kids who got nothing
While you're drinking down your wine

Father Christmas give me some money
We got no time for your silly toys
Father Christmas please, hand it over
We'll beat you up so don't make us annoyed
Father Christmas give me some money
Don't mess around with those silly toys
We'll beat you up if you don't hand it over
We want your bread so
Don't think this annoyed
Give all the toys, to the little rich boys