Marilyn Manson - Food Pyramid lyrics

The ancient pharaohs weren’t too
Bright they say
But they made one contribution that
I live by to this day
It’s called the Food Pyramid
And it’s approved by the USDA

Whole grains are the foundation
So please take my advice
Have five to eleven servings of bread
Cereal or rice three to five of vegetables
And four fruit's is best
Their antioxidants and fibre help
You to digest
Three servings of yoghurt, milk and cheese
It’ll help your bones and
Subsidise the cattle industry
A body needs to grow
And growing takes proteins
It’s why meat can be a tasty treat
Like fish or human beings
When you eat your sweets, make sure you try
To limit your servings, or you’ll DIE!

Everybody!

My body’s a pyramid that’s
Made of healthy food
So do what we say, eat right everyday
I love you buy American