MARINA - Porn Does Good lyrics

Hello, everybody! Um
This is Marina i just learned
To play three chords on my new, um
Baby pink ukulele i play like a
Child don't care, 'cause it's helped me
Write a wonderful song, um
Called Porn Does Good it's about
People never admitting to, um
Watching porn, girls and boys maybe some of
You haven't maybe some
Of you have! So, whether you
Have or haven't, um, i
Reckon you should learn this song and
Walk down the street and
Sing it out loud with pride um, uh And, um
Yeah i would love if you did
That and I would even
Love it if you video'd it and sent it to me
Because I don’t think anyone
Would actually do that

I'd rather go home and
Watch pornography alone
I've got a big collection
A really huge selection
And if I'm really desperate
I'll call my ex up and have sex on the phone
It beats orgasming alone

Porn is good for the soul
But it doesn't leave you feeling very whole
Unless you own a good dildo
But then I bet you think I'm a whore

Sex is a drug, so throw me a bone
It's so innocent
That's why I always go home alone
'Cause, I'm feeling ashamed that I
Feel like a boy
Oh, women are meant to act coy
That's why we've bought all these toys

Porn is good for the soul
But it doesn't always leave you feeling whole
Unless you own a good dildo
But then you'll all think I'm a whore

I don't care I don't care I don't care