Marlowe - Eddy Appetite’s House of Definitely Legal Oddities lyrics

Ladies and gentlemen
A show to ratify your curiosity
Before I tell you anymore
I'm going to show you the greatest
Things your eyes have ever beheld
(in the world) gather, gather, gather
Come one, come all
We got a hell of a hall for you tonight
At least I hope so i came from far away
I heard this town needed
A little entertainment tonight
And I came to give you what you need
I promise the lights won't get
Cut off this time, baby
We got three feet tall
Elephants in this thang
We got lions with no mane in this thang
We got single-file lines of small
People and tall people
You know I got The Bearded Lady
She just took a shave the
Other night, but uh
It's still a sight to see
And I got a little homie with a tail
I got the tail from my dog, but y'know
It's still a sight to see
And me myself, I'm a hell of a phenomenon
I deserve all y'all change
And I might just change ya mainframe
Yeah, please help me sell some tickets, man
Please come here, man
The great looks in the future and yes, I see
What are you? What am I? Watch me and see