Marlowe, Romesh Ranganathan - Rom Auditions lyrics

Uhh, Marlowe, it's Romesh Ranganathan here
Uhh, UK comedian, sort of on my
Way to becoming a national treasure, i think
Um, look, as you know
I've been a fan of yours
But then I was thinking how do
I step that up a level
Then I thought what better way than having a
UK rapper as part of the group?
Obviously you could pick any UK rapper
But I was thinking what about
Somebody who already has profile, known
In a different entertainment arena
Stepping across to become a rapper
It's exciting isn't it?
I'm buzzing just talking about it, I
Know it doesn't sound like it
But I'm buzzing just thinking
Look, I've prepared an audition see
What you think yeah
Let me know alright? Herе we go

Romesh Ranganathan, Marlowe audition
Hmm is how I chosе to start this
UK comedian becomes a rap artist
The sharpest tool, I have been never
Sentence structure lacking because I
Am not clever
My therapist told me to change my inner voice
I told him I don't have a choice
He still gave me an invoice
Marlowe please let me in? Please
Would you let me in
Feel like I'm at the club begging
You to get me in
Friends will take the piss when
They hear me spitting this
I would roll in shit and piss
Just to get a whiff
On a track by my favourite
Rap duo named Marlowe
Avoid whack like taxes dodged by Gary Barlowe
You won't get that line
That's pure Britishness
That's what I'm bringing with
A sprinkle of viciousness
So please, don't play me like Wiggam
'Cause I should be in Marlowe like
My name was Solemn Brigham you get it?
Ok guys, you've got my number hit me up
I'll speak to you soon peace, goodbye