Matmatah - Pony the pra lyrics

I had a scrap with a sailor one night
We were both drunk
I said " Just because you're a sailor
You think
You're a man, if you're going to report me
Go ahead you little dick"
And I fell off the stool
And I fell off the stool
I was fulla whisky, single cask
He went to the captain: "
You better throw this guy
Out he must be some kind of a phoney"

Pony, the pony, the pony, the pony the pra
Pony, the pony, the pony, the pony the pra
Pony, the pony, the pony, the pony the pra
Pony, the pony, the pony, the pony the pra
I had a scrap with a whore one night
We were both stoned
I said " Just because you're a whore
You think
You're cute, if you're going to report me
Go ahead you funny prick"
And I fell off the stool
And I fell off the stool i was fulla pot
She went to the holy pimp
" You better check this
Guy out he must be some kind of a phoney"

Pony, the pony, the pony, the pony the pra
Pony, the pony, the pony, the pony the pra
Pony, the pony, the pony, the pony the pra
Pony, the pony, the pony, the pony the pra

I had a scrap with a doctor one night
We were both drunk
I said " Just because you're a doctor
You think
You're smart, if you're going to report me
Go ahead you prick" and I fell off the stool
And I fell off the stool
I was fulla goofballs
E went to the other doctor:
" You better look this
Guy up he must be some kind of a phoney"

Pony, the pony, the pony, the pony the pra
Pony, the pony, the pony, the pony the pra
Pony, the pony, the pony, the pony the pra
Pony, the pony, the pony, the pony the pra
Pony, the pony, the pony, the pony the pra
Pony, the pony, the pony, the pony the pra
Pony, the pony, the pony, the pony the pra
Pony, the pony, the pony, the pony the pra