Matt Berry - The Peach & The Melon lyrics

The peach said to her sister
Oi there melon, this is heaven
All I have to do is sit here shapely
And they love me

The books you read from the church you're at
Aren't gospel, more like bullshit
Preoccupied with looking up
When it's so clear, it's all down here

Mrs Wagner's pies were full of locals
Bifocals the fox came in and woke me up
Damn creature ate my pizza but here's a man
Who'll shave his wife's head clean
No more of the man I'll see
No more than I'll ever be

Just a man a misshaped piece from our world
With everything to learn
So still on a world that turns

It's time act 'cause the
Manson girls are talking about walking
All they want is ice cream shoes and jelly
And the tele

But here's a man
Who'll shave his wife's head clean
No more of the man I'd see
No more than I'll ever be

I'm just a man
A misshaped piece from our world
With everything to learn
So still on a world that turns