MC Jin - A Little Hungry lyrics

Dumb dumb dumb, another day at work
Manwhere the heck are my keys?
I can't be late for work again
It's bad enough I don't get any tips
There they go

Before I was even in The Source
Trying to get 5 mics
I made deliveries for extra duck
Sauce and fried rice
For about 5 nights outta' the week
I pulled up to peoples houses
And hopped outta my jeep
That shit was hard work but
Hey no pain no gain
I runnin' red lights to make sure
They have hot lo mein
This ain't dominos 30 minutes or less
You should be impressed if I even
Show up at your address
Customers got me stressed
Constantly complainin
Tellin' me to turn down that
Loud music that I'm playin'
Whatever happened to tippin'? see
These folks are strange
999 give me a 10 and tell keep the change
A whole penny for me, that's some shit
24 more deliveries and I can buy
A whole bag of chips
Just the thought of it is making me sick
Hold up, let me take this order real quick
Hello, house of china how can I help you sir?
Yeah I want to order me ah spare ribs
And ah give me a quarter of friedrice
Ok, would you like to
Try today's special sir?
No I don't want to try anybody's special
It's very good very good
No special I'm good
I just want my freakin' food
What's your address sir?
Ah 1474 mockingbird lane
Ok be there in about 30 mins
Thank you very much yeah make it snappy

So after I take the order I
Put it in the kitchen
And you them Chinese chefs
They always be bitchin'
Screamin' n' yellin'
Tryin' to play me like I'm dumb
Shut yo ass up and keep
Cookin' that egg foo yung
Finally the food is done and I'm ready to dip
Grab the two bags of grub
And head for the whip
Put the key in the ignition and
I step on the gas
My pockets kind of swollen and
They filled with cash
I pull up to the house
The shit doesn't look safe
Double checked the address make sure
I'm the in right place
Yup 1474, I see it on the door
Got out of the whip almost slipped
On dog shit on the floor (eeewww)
Something smells fishy 'bout
The whole situation
All of a sudden I feel my heart beat racin'
I ring the bell and patiently I'm waitin'
When the door opened up
Two shotguns is what I'm facin' (oh shit)

I can't believe this shit just happened
Me Jin, a victim of a jackin'
I don't know what was wrong with these dudes
They just robbed me for some chinese food
I don't know what was on their minds
I guess they where goin' through hard times
I guess they were some hungry dudes
Cause the just robbed me
For some chinese food

Imma' make a run for it, if I get the chance
Starin' down the barrel
Shit I almost pissed my pants
It was two guys
One short and one a lil' shorter
I recognize his voice the shorter
One placed the order
Either I was dreamin' or I
Smoked some bomb weed
Two midgets with shotguns were
About to rob me
Now I'm nervous as hell that's not a surprise
Its like I saw my whole life
Flash in front of my eyes
I'm thinkin' about my future wife and kids
The only thing on their minds
Is the rice and ribs
See the funny thing is they don't
Want me cash at all
They just said give up the
Food and that was all
Call the cops why would I? I don't
Want to be on the news
A guy gets dropped by two
Midgets for some chinese food
So if you make deliveries for
The price of rice
And if you see two midgets you
Better run for your life

I can't believe this shit just happened
Me Jin, a victim of a jackin'
I don't know what was wrong with these dudes
They just robbed me for some chinese food
I don't know what was on their minds
I guess they where goin' through hard times
I guess they were some hungry dudes
Cause the just robbed me
For some chinese food

Damn you just got robbed
For some chinese food? Yea
By 2 midgets? Yes
I guess they where a lil
Hungryget it? a lil hungry?