MC Jin - Jin Vs. Hassan (BET 106 And Park) lyrics

With a name like "Hassan"
You should join the Taliban
'Cause that's the only way you'll get
Flex to drop a bomb
When they retire me and I land in the booth
You'll be outside tryin' to
Shake hands with Scoop
You got six victories? I wonder
If this will hurt
The closest you'll get to seven is
The number on your shirt
Yeah, I'm Chinese, now you understand it
I'm the reason that his little
Sister's eyes is slanted
If you make one joke about rice or karate
NYPD be in Chinatown searchin' for your body
Ask free, she'll tell you to duck down
He thought the Harlem Shake was
A drink from uptown
Whacha' want to do, son? I'm ill when I spit
I'm tellin' you right now, yo
You ain't legit
'Cause when I finish spittin'

Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo
I really don't think you want
It with this cat Hassan
I'll have you in BET hooking up fried wontons
Yo, spitting at da Garden just ain't working
That's like sex with prostitutes and
Catching AIDS on propose
'Cause you's an ugly dude
Can't get a girl so just stop
Probably eat so much coochie you
Think douche is a mouthwash

How you want it, get to the head of the gut
Career be shorter than the space between
My butt and my nuts yo, yo, yo, yo, ya aww