MC Lars, Mega Ran - The Legend of Sleepy Hollow lyrics

In point 666 miles, turn left
At Sleepy Holly Drive, Tarrytown, new York
Where are we?
The GPS says this is the venue, but
It doesn't look like a venue, does it?
I don't get it
I'll go try to find the promoter
Where are we, man? I think it's the venue
But it's a freaking graveyard! What the heck!

It was a cold dark night in Sleepy Hollow
When we rolled up for sound check
- in my mom's Volvo i said Mega Ran
Are you sure this is the place?
With the tombstones, cobwebs
And speakers on the graves?
This is it, I say that with no hesitation
The skulls and stuff are simply decorations!
The contract says Headless
Horseman Productions
Flag down the promoter let's
Have a discussion
We met the promoter, pumpkin for a head
We said "We hope it’s live
‘cause the crowd looks dead"
He showed us the green room
Back behind the church
He said, "sound check quick
‘cause you guys are on first"
Now I'm done some checks in
Some real strange surroundings
But when skeletons are asking
How it's sounding
It got me kinda shook, virtually insane
The headlining DJ was Ichabod Crane

It was, Sleepy Hollow! Halloween eve!
Candy and treats and tricks up our sleeves!
Ghosts and zombies, they waited in line
But, I think the promoter done lost his mind

DJ Ichabod Crane was backstage pacing
Skinny as a rail there was no mistaking
That something was awry
Face was white as snow
We said it's nice to meet you
We’re the opening show
In a creepy green room lots
Of posters on the wall
And strangely Mr crane was
Headlining them all
This isn't doing much to assuage my fears
He's been playing this place for
The last hundred years we said
"How’s the presale? It can’t be that bad
‘Cause we dropped $50 bucks
On the Facebook ad" he said "it’s not the
Typical audience you know
With ghosts and zombies in first three rows"
So they're a rowdy bunch cool
Nothing I haven't seen
Then Ichabod tells me there's
A sweet guarantee
But the contract has one huge surprise
We play this show for the rest of our lives

It was Sleepy Hollow, Halloween eve!
Candy and treats and tricks up our sleeves!
Ghosts and zombies, they waited in line
But, I think the promoter done lost his mind

It was Sleepy Hollow, Halloween eve!
Candy and treats and tricks up our sleeves!
Ghosts and zombies, they waited in line
But, I think the promoter done lost his mind

It was Sleepy Hollow, Halloween eve!
Candy and treats and tricks up our sleeves!
Ghosts and zombies, they waited in line
But, I think the promoter done lost his mind