MC Lars, MC Chris - The Roommate From Hell lyrics

Welcome to Mirrielees orientation
My name’s Nate
And I’ll be your RA for this year
Today we’ll be moving into our
Dorms and building community
So go get your keys from the main office
Come back
And get ready to meet your roommates…alright?

He was the roommate from Hell!
He was the roommate from Hell!

Satan was my roommate
So junior year was Hell
He lacked social skills and
Had a pungent smell
When your roommate is the devil
It can be extremely whack
Putting posters on the wall
Of Trapt and Nickelback
Until the break of dawn
He’d be mutilating sheep "It’s 4 am Satan
Can you please go to sleep?"
I can’t have girls over when
The dorm smells like Sterno
When did room 56 become Dante’s inferno?
He likes death and destruction I
Like radio and art
He likes holding down Christians
And reading Jean-Paul Sartre
While I’m going to class studying my notes
He’s eating baby fetuses
And sacrificing goats
He tricks the freshman girls
Into eating apples
Holding black masses down at
The campus Chapel
Should have never moved in, wish I were dead
Should have found a place off
Campus on Craig’s List instead

He was the roommate from Hell
His name is Lucifer
Someone call a priest, and bring the crucifer
He was the roommate from Hell leaves
His pitchfork in my bed
I’m in a satanic panic cause he
Is messing with my head

Yo pass that giant balloon
Of helium over here, yo

Okay but, wait, Satan…that’s too much!

Boy you need a bitch slap
Not my fault we’re mismatched
You geek out over Beakman’s world
I dig on world of Witchcraft
You’re thinking that I’m riff raff
Huffing on a dishrag i am just a player
Playing Slayer then I kick back
I know I reek of sulfur
Leave the shower curtain open
I come home drunk, make crank calls
To Queens and then Hoboken
But college is like Salem
All these bitches be so smokin’
If you’re thinking that I’m leaving that
I’m thinking that you’re jokin'
I gotta share my bunk with
This post punk chump
Calls this place a dump says
"You’ve been through my stuff"
I wish you’d go to Hell I say
Hey that’s where I’m from!
Blasts Death Cab and Devo he’s
Too emo to get crunk
I was a very nice boss down in Paradise Lost
I had very nice bling cause
My minions mine floss to hell with college
This is knowledge at a very high cost
Gotta go do some blow with that ho…Kate Moss!

Lars you’re causing laughter when you
Call yourself a rapper dude
How many Dead Milkman albums are
There named after you?
I always got beer i always got weed best
Roommate ever if you’d ever ask me!