MC Lars, Mega Ran - The Tell Tale <3 lyrics

Boom that's the sound of
The heart bringing doom
In the floor boards up in the room
All day every night every day
Like boom, boom, boom, boom boom

Some call me a good man, even passionate
I'd even give you my last if you asked for it
In my twilight so I need assistance
I hired a caretaker a week after Christmas
He's very good at what he does
Fixes banana pancakes which I love
And he treats me awesomely
But one thing that kid of bothers me
He never looks in my eye when he talks to me
My only sin is that I look a little different
Can't understand why he's trippin'
Over my appearance? Got to be more than that
Passin' judgment like he's
Some kinda quarterback
But, I'm old and I just
Need some kind of peace
I mean I think he even watches
Me when I'm tryin' to sleep
But he does the job well
And that's enough for me
I just wanna live my last days comfortably

Boom that's the sound of
The heart bringing doom
In the floor boards up in the room
All day every night every day
Like boom, boom, boom, boom boom

It's time for the blood bath
Yes I'm sure, pray to your lord
I've been haunted by the man
Since back in '04
Time to get revenge and so I wait by the door
Hiding in the shadows got an
Evil plot in store‚
I'm sure he be catching Zs, 'cause he snores
Want to cut his eye out
Throw it on the floor
Leave the crime scene so clean well of course
Too bad I'm a victim of the Poe folk lore
Hubris it's a problem, seen it before
Homeboy heard me coming knew that
He was done for "Who's there?" he screamed I
Attacked with the force
Suffocated him till he could breathe no more
By four he was dead and his soul transformed
Put him the chamber
Underneath the floorboards
Nevermore as a corpse would he bother me or
He could come back somehow from the morgue

Boom that's the sound of
The heart bringing doom
In the floor boards up in the room
All day every night every day
Like boom, boom, boom, boom boom

Now I'm dead and gone feeling no more pain
Frame has ceased but my spirit remains
So he thinks I'll never creep him out again
Huh? Little does he know the
Scary parts just beginning
He invites the cops in, this guys so cocky
Sit's down right next to where
He hid the body
Just then something comes over my spirit
My heart starts beating
But only he can hear it
It starts off softly, the volume increases
Soon it's deafening
Piercing like a weapon and
He realizes that it's coming
From the floor boards
Confesesses the crime and he
Can't take it anymore
The cops dig me up open the shut case
Now he's in the penitentiary
Pressing up plates
If I told you how you'd only be amazed
Avenged my own from beyond the grave

Screw you old man what a horrible trick
You really make me sick because
They caught me quick
Now they locked me in a cell
And I'm here for life
A man named Bubba tryin‚ to make me his wife
But they thought I was finished the were
Sure I was done so I'm
Planning my escape soon I'll be on the run
Gonna find your body when I finally get home
Rip the beating heart out
Just like Indiana Jones
Put it in a blender grind it up for a minute
Drink down quick it will
Really taste delicious
Oh wait, that was a bad idea
Then you‚ you'll always be up
In my kitchen like Ikea
I punked you and you punked me back
So lets let it go and just leave it at that
Because we're just two wild and crazy guys
Playing pranks on each other
And running our lives

Boom that's the sound of
The heart bringing doom
In the floor boards up in the room
All day every night every day
Like boom, boom, boom, boom boom