MC Lyte - Mickey Slipper lyrics

No no i think I'm too late, am I too late?

Hit it! I'm coolin in the sun
On a beach in the cabana
Sippin on some vodka in
A glass with Tropicana
I'm chillin and I'm chompin
On a turkey shish-ka-bob
Too far from work to hear the
Phone ring at the job
Men in bikinis, G-strings should I say
Waitin for the daddy-LONG-one to come my way
Here he comes now, I feel I start to sweat
Blunder but I wonder just how wet will I get
He offers me his hand
Of COURSE you know I take it
Until he tells me that he wants
To swim a little naked
My eyes are bulgin, I black out
Damn it's black as tar
Woke up I don't know when, sittin at the bar
I know it's hard to follow
The story's kinda tricky
What I didn't know was
Somebody slipped a Mickey
Into my drink, which caused a fantasy
And somehow slapped me back into reality!
Wish I had another Mickey I'd
Go back for a quickie
Find the daddy-long-one that was SURELY
Tryin to get me this just goes to show
You must stop and think
When you're out partyin
Never leave your drink wORD!