McFly - Mcfly the Musical lyrics

10 years have gone by in the blink of an eye
Time really seems to fly when you're in McFly
So thanks for coming here tonight
I hope that we aren't playing shite
And if we are, please, be polite
Or Doug will cry

I wrote this song so that collectively
We could get some perspective
Before we play and you scream, cheer and clap
So please, allow me, if I may
To take you some place far away
And quickly give a brief 10 year recap
In 2001
I attended an audition and became the 4th
Addition to the Busted 1st edition
After 24 hours
Those frickin' Busted bastards
Kicked me out and told me I
Was not what they're after
But, I'd have done the same if


I was in their position
But, I'd have kicked the one
Out with the eyebrow condition
That wasn't the end, no, it didn't stop there
In 2003, up in Bolton somewhere

I met someone with talent oozing
Out of his bones
That's right folks, he was called Danny Jones
His skills on the guitar
Really are quite insane
But what balances his talent
Is his microscopic brain
He agreed that him and me should
Write a bunch of songs
So we got a record deal and
Here's where it goes wrong
We held an audition and two guys came along
Called Dougie and Harry
And that's how McFly was born

Being McFly is pretty awesome
You get to do radical things
Like touring round the world
From Madrid to Brazil
Or building schools in Africa for
Kids that are ill yes, everyday is different
But equally thrilling
There's no way of knowing
What tomorrow will bring

Being McFly is pretty awesome
It's not very hard to see why
It's so awesome being M-C-F-L-Y

Being McFly is pretty wicked
But I am just one of four guys
I'm the only one who's not
Been on reality shows but, if I did I'd know
I'd be receiving your votes
'Cause, I can do the tango with
Some folks that are famous
Or chill out in the
Jungle eating ostrich's anus
Or there's the Big Brother house
But I would never go in
'Cause, I'd rather sing some
Opera with Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen

Or I could stay home writing
Songs for One Direction
In search for sing-alongable
Musical perfection
And spend an hour admiring my
Harry Potter wand collection
Dougie wants to add a joke
In here about erections
But, it's a family show
So I'm making some corrections
For those penis eating, jungle
Swingers, ballroom dancing, opera singers

Being McFly is pretty awesome
It's not very hard to see why
It's so awesome being M-C-F-L-Y

It's been M-otional c-ms so F-fortless
I'd do it all again for the L of it
Just don't ask me Y

It's been M barrassing
C-eems so F-ing stressful
But overall it's been de-L-ightful
It's hard to Y-ne

Every now and then the strangest things go on
Like being on the cover of a
Gay magazine with no clothes on
But after 10 years of it
We just don't give a shit
We will do anything, literally anything
We might even pull our trousers down
And wave around our dingalings

Being McFly is pretty awesome
But it's not been the easiest ride
Dougie went to rehab and thank
God he came back i lost loads of weight and
Now I'm no longer fat
And Danny's going bald so he
Might start wearing hats
We've had our share of
Tabloid covered exploited romance
We still don't know if Harry
Really shagged Lindsay Lohan

Check me out, 'cause
I can play piano with one hand
That's how awesome you become if
You are in my band
You paid for the ticket so
Should probably buy a programme

Oh, being McFly is freakin' awesome!
But, I am only one of four
The other three are equally as awesome as me
We're just about as awesome as
A pop band can be
Our awesomeness is tangible, it's easy to see
Why we're so freaking radical
Occasionally magical
Dramatical, fanatical, for us
Matter-of-factual
It's actual, fantastical, contractual
We sold our souls!
There's no turning back at all from McFly

M-otional after 10 years
C - see my eyes are filling with tears
F - it's effortless l - like elephants!
Y - 'cause we're awesome! Just like McFly

M! C! F! L! Y!