Mega Ran, Open Mike Eagle - Alternate Endings lyrics
[Mega Ran, Open Mike Eagle - Alternate Endings lyrics]
Step inside of my office
About the size a new york apartment
Doctor Jarbo, not Jarvis
My mother’s name is doris
Got my Wu Tang records on the wall
But 3 degrees to dwarf it
Soundtrack is NPR had a
Crush on audie cornish
I do orthodon'tics, prosthodon'tics
Endodon'tics and surgery and today only
Take 10% off cause it's my anniversar
Am i a rapper? that’s a odd query
Cause, I am a rap listener
But i spend my days in my choice
Of trade which is oral health practitioner
Dentist, to the layman - or
A DDS cuz my DAT’s
Were outstanding, it's demanding
8 years of school and still standing
Got them weekly readers on deck
Or the new york times for the older folks
Used to keep some Jet magazines but Page 43
Kept going ghost
And I don’t play games with that nitrous
My practice here is most righteous
Yet if i was a musician
I’d probably go out like Linus
How’d I pick this profession? it
Seemed it came so easily
Most children they fear the dentist
But my visit's went pleasingly
So here I am
You look so familiar but I can’t figure out
Why i think that i recognize ya
Don’t know what it's about
It’s like a parallel existence
But i know that’s fiction or is it… or is it
(Open Mike Eagle)
Step inside of my office I heard you lost it
Your teacher said you been talking
And the lunchroom monitor saw
You dumping your sausage man get off it
You acting out like you don't
Know what this is costing
I'm trying to be cool and rap with you
But, you lose your privileges often
You say you trying but I can't tell
Cause you ain't in class by the late bell
And I'm only gone freestyle with the students
That act right and behave well
And you know this you have all the control
Focusing on your goals and you too old
Trying to ask me about rapping
To some students it's an outlet
And to others it's a distraction
It all depends on how you be acting
Did you finish your application?
Cause rap for me was a passion
But the path is graduation be cool
You look so familiar but I can’t figure out
Why i think that i recognize ya
Don’t know what it's about
It’s like a parallel existence
But i know that’s fiction
Or is it… or is it
About the size a new york apartment
Doctor Jarbo, not Jarvis
My mother’s name is doris
Got my Wu Tang records on the wall
But 3 degrees to dwarf it
Soundtrack is NPR had a
Crush on audie cornish
I do orthodon'tics, prosthodon'tics
Endodon'tics and surgery and today only
Take 10% off cause it's my anniversar
Am i a rapper? that’s a odd query
Cause, I am a rap listener
But i spend my days in my choice
Of trade which is oral health practitioner
Dentist, to the layman - or
A DDS cuz my DAT’s
Were outstanding, it's demanding
8 years of school and still standing
Got them weekly readers on deck
Or the new york times for the older folks
Used to keep some Jet magazines but Page 43
Kept going ghost
And I don’t play games with that nitrous
My practice here is most righteous
Yet if i was a musician
I’d probably go out like Linus
How’d I pick this profession? it
Seemed it came so easily
Most children they fear the dentist
But my visit's went pleasingly
So here I am
You look so familiar but I can’t figure out
Why i think that i recognize ya
Don’t know what it's about
It’s like a parallel existence
But i know that’s fiction or is it… or is it
(Open Mike Eagle)
Step inside of my office I heard you lost it
Your teacher said you been talking
And the lunchroom monitor saw
You dumping your sausage man get off it
You acting out like you don't
Know what this is costing
I'm trying to be cool and rap with you
But, you lose your privileges often
You say you trying but I can't tell
Cause you ain't in class by the late bell
And I'm only gone freestyle with the students
That act right and behave well
And you know this you have all the control
Focusing on your goals and you too old
Trying to ask me about rapping
To some students it's an outlet
And to others it's a distraction
It all depends on how you be acting
Did you finish your application?
Cause rap for me was a passion
But the path is graduation be cool
You look so familiar but I can’t figure out
Why i think that i recognize ya
Don’t know what it's about
It’s like a parallel existence
But i know that’s fiction
Or is it… or is it