Mega Ran, K-Murdock, OM - CONtact lyrics
[Mega Ran, K-Murdock, OM - CONtact lyrics]
I been performin for years stealin
Shows like a smooth crook
'Til one day my mans like dude, look
What if fans come and see you at a con
And they never been? So I
Wrote me a rule book
Cause some things at concerts
Are totally fine
But they just don't apply at a con, so
I'ma give you ten tips to maximize fun
But, you can't pick and choose
Gotta follow each one
Rule one! That's the most important
Of all the rules
Before you go, wear comfortable shoes
Cause you'll be walkin all day
And if your dogs bark
You'll miss out on a lot
So it pays to be smart
Number two! And speakin of payin - bring cash
Cause the ATM fees gon' make you mad
And standin in them lines is a hassle
Vendeos love green so it makes
It much easier to haggle
Number three! And make sure
You schedule your moves
Cause more's gon' be goin on than
You'll have time to do
And some events are ticketed so
If you wanna go grab one, come back
Cause if ya slow ya blow!
Rule four, somethin that might sound strange
But please, do not, forget, to bathe'!
With thousands of folks cooped up in one spot
You bound to be in line
With the guy that forgot!
Number five! Talk to everybody cause
You just never know
Who's who what's what and what they know
And read the name badges
And ask good questions
Cause you could be standin next to a legend
Number six! Don't go overboard spendin dough
It's a really bad feelin when it's
Time for you to go
And you realize you need gas
And somethin to eat
But shoot - that one almost happened to me
Anyway! Number seven, pack yourself a con kit
Aspirin, hand sanitizer, and breath mints
Cause while you're bein friendly
Keep in mind
Most guys don't wash they hands when
They go to the john
And speaking of meetings
There's rule number eight
Comic Cons are NOT the best
Place to find dates
Better see ID before you start romancin
Or before you know it you
Chillin with Chris Hansen
Number nine! Better keep the camera charged
You gon' see some things that
You wanna share wit'cha squad
From elaborate costumes to childhood idols
Bringin home pictures is absolutely vital
Number ten! Somethin you should
Do while you there is if you're enjoyin it
Register for next year!
There's plenty more but I won't
Bother you with every one
And besides that'll ruin all the fun
If you never experienced
You gotta do it once
And all the hard rocks out
They'd probably front
But, it's unreal folks think I'm kiddin
Then they walk on that Con floor
And turn into a kid again
So don't become a slave to yourignorance
Don't be afraid to try somethin different
I went in oh-seven and I
Haven't missed it since
The lines get longer, the stench more intense
But, I can't imagine sittin up in the house
Missin out, wonderin what the fuss is about
And don't forget to holla at Ran
If you should see me
I'll be at the Capcom booth, signin CD's
Peace!
Shows like a smooth crook
'Til one day my mans like dude, look
What if fans come and see you at a con
And they never been? So I
Wrote me a rule book
Cause some things at concerts
Are totally fine
But they just don't apply at a con, so
I'ma give you ten tips to maximize fun
But, you can't pick and choose
Gotta follow each one
Rule one! That's the most important
Of all the rules
Before you go, wear comfortable shoes
Cause you'll be walkin all day
And if your dogs bark
You'll miss out on a lot
So it pays to be smart
Number two! And speakin of payin - bring cash
Cause the ATM fees gon' make you mad
And standin in them lines is a hassle
Vendeos love green so it makes
It much easier to haggle
Number three! And make sure
You schedule your moves
Cause more's gon' be goin on than
You'll have time to do
And some events are ticketed so
If you wanna go grab one, come back
Cause if ya slow ya blow!
Rule four, somethin that might sound strange
But please, do not, forget, to bathe'!
With thousands of folks cooped up in one spot
You bound to be in line
With the guy that forgot!
Number five! Talk to everybody cause
You just never know
Who's who what's what and what they know
And read the name badges
And ask good questions
Cause you could be standin next to a legend
Number six! Don't go overboard spendin dough
It's a really bad feelin when it's
Time for you to go
And you realize you need gas
And somethin to eat
But shoot - that one almost happened to me
Anyway! Number seven, pack yourself a con kit
Aspirin, hand sanitizer, and breath mints
Cause while you're bein friendly
Keep in mind
Most guys don't wash they hands when
They go to the john
And speaking of meetings
There's rule number eight
Comic Cons are NOT the best
Place to find dates
Better see ID before you start romancin
Or before you know it you
Chillin with Chris Hansen
Number nine! Better keep the camera charged
You gon' see some things that
You wanna share wit'cha squad
From elaborate costumes to childhood idols
Bringin home pictures is absolutely vital
Number ten! Somethin you should
Do while you there is if you're enjoyin it
Register for next year!
There's plenty more but I won't
Bother you with every one
And besides that'll ruin all the fun
If you never experienced
You gotta do it once
And all the hard rocks out
They'd probably front
But, it's unreal folks think I'm kiddin
Then they walk on that Con floor
And turn into a kid again
So don't become a slave to yourignorance
Don't be afraid to try somethin different
I went in oh-seven and I
Haven't missed it since
The lines get longer, the stench more intense
But, I can't imagine sittin up in the house
Missin out, wonderin what the fuss is about
And don't forget to holla at Ran
If you should see me
I'll be at the Capcom booth, signin CD's
Peace!