Mega Ran, MC Lars - Me & the Mouse 2.0 lyrics

I'm Charlie Gorton 32 years of age
They call me dumb because my IQ's a 68
My uncle got me a job working at a bakery
Most of my co-workers are cool
And when they say to me "Come here dummy!"
I know that they're just joking
Cause they invite me to every
Function that they're holding
But, I got tired of the
People calling me childish
I take adult classes at community college
If I build my skills then I can be a writer
My teacher Miss Kinnian's cute
I kind of like her
She tells me I'm improving quicker
Than the other students
She says it and I do it as if
There is nothing to it
She heard of an experiment and
Told me I'd be perfect
They make you super smart Charlie
You really deserve it
I get my lucky penny and my rabbit's paw
They gonna make me smart
I ain't mad at that at all

You want to be different (different)
I just want to be like (be like)
Everyone else in the world (world)

I woke up with a headache
Seemed like nothing changed
Maybe Dr strauss had lied because
I still felt the same
But never mind, three months later redefined
I'm getting smart you'll never find a
Better or more clever mind
IQ 185 still working at the bakery
The dudes who dissed me once now don't
Know quite what to make of me
They try to get me fired
I'm like Professor Nemur
Miss Kinnian's been feeling me but
Yo I haven't seen her
I think I scared her off
Freaking out about the past
I saw the younger
Charlie masturbating through
The glass in the grass now I'm past my prime
Thinking this'll fade away
Got with a girl named Dataday to
Try to kill the pain away
This mouse Algernon had the same surgery
Now I see him acting all
Strange and erratic all, see
He used to beat me in the
Maze now he's slowing down
Just like this little mouse
Is that how I'm going out?

Oh my god, Algernon is dead and gone?
Doctor Strauss, Professor Nemur
Think I found the flaw
The test all went wrong
Won't believe the things I saw
The people who had claimed to have my back
Well in fact did not
So now it's me against the world
My mom did not remember knowing me at
All when I saw her last September
My heart is broken just for Miss Kinnian
Soon I will begin again
Intelligence diminishing

Something's happening
Don't think that I can control it
Looking at my report and I don't
Even think that I wrote it unable to focus
Avoiding human contact
Cause of how I might act got my old job back
Yeah it wasn't the same
They don't call me a dummy
They just stare point and whisper
And feel sorry for me
So in my final days I moved far away
So please
Put some flowers on Algernon's grave