Mega Ran - The Year In Gaming 2016 lyrics

Happy New Year mega Ran, K-Murdock
May all your troubles last as long
As your New Years resolutions
Ay yo, 2016 was a year to remember
Some new hardware dropped
And plenty new contenders
And no one exactly ran away with the crown
So without further ado, yo
Let's break this down
Nintendo had a year that
Was strange to predict
They stopped producing Wii U’s
And announced the Switch
Their biggest releases weren’t even games
That I would get
Played one level of Mario on the iOS
Sony announced 50 million PS4’s sold
Xbox One sales are about half
Oculus and Vive hit the market this year
And the verdict's still out on if VR is trash
Disney quit software, which was pretty sad


Because the Disney Infinite games
Actually are kinda rad

Mighty No 9 finally hit the stores
Developers didn’t step up
And neither did the scores
Fans wanted Megaman, but they didn’t listen
But, I did the ending credit's
Theme so all is forgiven
Overall games were still intense
But, I noticed the increase in
Use of quick time events
Sequelitis is common, as usual
Quite expected
We got new Titanfalls, Dishonoreds, Deus Ex's
Street Fighter V dropped, and I have to say
Congratulations to Capcom selling half a game
Ha, quite a hustle if you can
Manage to pull it off
And they did, cause I bought it
It’s not bad at all
A lot of disappointment but one
Game I know was hot blizzard's dope shooter
That would be Overwatch
Great graphics, and super smooth controls
Huge bright characters, and fun game modes
Great team mechanics, you can pick up and go
Bastion’s kinda OP
And Roadhogg’s pretty slow
But, I main Mercy, so I can support the team
But, I get kills too
Her pistol is pretty mean
But yo, solo play's a nightmare
I'm looking for a group, really
Well let me get back to this

Thought the game of the year
Would be No Man's Sky
They promised a lot of cool
Things but bro man lied
Took it back in 2 days please, don't ask why
Hello Games made some updates
But man it’s too late
Stardew Valley had great balance
Salt And Sanctuary Hyper Light Drifter
Were quite a challenge
Final Fantasy 15 shut down the haters
Or as I like to
Call it, Boy Band Simulator, but
I really enjoyed it
I thought the hype was justified
So anyone on the fence
I’d say it’s worth a try
Pokemon Go, was a certified hit
Took the world by storm then Pokemon went
But that short burst would pay dividends soon
On the November release of
Pokemon Sun and Moon
Mafia 3 had some wonky controls
But great story
And killing racists - downright gold
Watch Dogs 2 inspiration was iffy
The lead character looked familiar, hm
Richie?
But, I love the fact the lead cat was Black
And Dual Core’s All The
Things made the soundtrack
Uncharted 4 was like watching a movie
Star Wars Battlefront looked great
But was booty
Kids down voted every CoD trailer
And everybody swore the new game
Would be a failure
But, lo and behold, Infinite Warfare
Activision made loot, didn’t sweat it or care
I like Battlefield one

But online was a mess to me
And I can’t front I’m still playing Destiny
And as for me
You know I played a lot of shows
Like the UK, Scotland, Paris, and
Tokyo, released a mixtape, stayed
Out of prison, and my podcast got it’s 10
000th listen!
I met Aisha Tyler, I made a lot of rounds
I made a lot of friends
Even dropped a couple pounds
Working on the next album
Making sure it’s fire
I might be getting older but
Not ready to retire
Presently, Ran stay ready to rock steadily
And if it isn’t bringing you up
You gotta let it be
I pray that your endeavors
Forever be heavenly
Peace out kids, here’s to 2017 i'm gone