MF DOOM - Fig Leaf Bi-Carbonate lyrics
Daniel Thompson Dumile, a.k.a. Zev Love X, a.k.a. Doom, a.k.a.Supervillain
[MF DOOM - Fig Leaf Bi-Carbonate lyrics]
Well anyway you may be saying about now
"How in the world is that old fella
Eat all of that crazy stuff
And not get sick to his stomach?"
Haha, well, don't worry about that you see
Whenever I make a pig of myself on the filet
Or the pudding or something
I mix up some herbs and
I come up with a dandy glass of this
Bicarbonate of fig leaf
That'll set me free, I'll tell you ugh
Edible wrappers may be in grocery stores
As soon as months from now
You've heard of good to the last drop
Well your food could soon be
Good to the last bite
Wow! That was loud! Got to ya, huh?
Here's an interesting note: artificial colors
Yellows or Reds let's focus on the red
In addition to FD&C Red Number 40, the
FDA has approved certain
Food coloring additives
Some are actually poison!
If you aren't sure of the additives or
Colorings in the products you've purchased
Leave it alone! Poison!
Bad news! That's right!
Thank you
Well, I think that about covers all
Of the natural foods out here
Now then, I have to go take my dessert here
I have to go
I'm conducting a cooking class today
Good health to you all! Uh, over this way
Look out!
Alright Pops
Still feel like charging me for that meal?
One look at his feature less face
One look was enough to ensure his safety
As years passed
He became even more bitter and angry
Burning with vengeance against the world
Finally, amidst hidden scrolls
He found what he'd been seeking
Then, clothed in a suit
Of invulnerable armor, and possessing
The worlds greatest secrets of
Science and magic
He returned to his homeland
And there he has remained
Scheming, dreaming, planning
Plotting his mad campaign to
Conquer the entire world
(I can't believe it, Alright, alright
Don't make a big deal about it)
I warn you DOOM, you've gone too far (yeah)
That'll do it DOOM, get your machine
"How in the world is that old fella
Eat all of that crazy stuff
And not get sick to his stomach?"
Haha, well, don't worry about that you see
Whenever I make a pig of myself on the filet
Or the pudding or something
I mix up some herbs and
I come up with a dandy glass of this
Bicarbonate of fig leaf
That'll set me free, I'll tell you ugh
Edible wrappers may be in grocery stores
As soon as months from now
You've heard of good to the last drop
Well your food could soon be
Good to the last bite
Wow! That was loud! Got to ya, huh?
Here's an interesting note: artificial colors
Yellows or Reds let's focus on the red
In addition to FD&C Red Number 40, the
FDA has approved certain
Food coloring additives
Some are actually poison!
If you aren't sure of the additives or
Colorings in the products you've purchased
Leave it alone! Poison!
Bad news! That's right!
Thank you
Well, I think that about covers all
Of the natural foods out here
Now then, I have to go take my dessert here
I have to go
I'm conducting a cooking class today
Good health to you all! Uh, over this way
Look out!
Alright Pops
Still feel like charging me for that meal?
One look at his feature less face
One look was enough to ensure his safety
As years passed
He became even more bitter and angry
Burning with vengeance against the world
Finally, amidst hidden scrolls
He found what he'd been seeking
Then, clothed in a suit
Of invulnerable armor, and possessing
The worlds greatest secrets of
Science and magic
He returned to his homeland
And there he has remained
Scheming, dreaming, planning
Plotting his mad campaign to
Conquer the entire world
(I can't believe it, Alright, alright
Don't make a big deal about it)
I warn you DOOM, you've gone too far (yeah)
That'll do it DOOM, get your machine