Michael Friedman, Pretty Filthy Original Company - Names lyrics

(spoken) hi, welcome to the Valley
My name? Well, which one do you want?
Yeah, we all have two
Well there’s your real name
Which is the one that you’re stuck with
But then there’s your porn name
Which is whatever you want it to be
You actually have to register it
It costs five bucks!

(sung) three bucks in your pocket and it
Costs five to get your name (spoken)
When I started, I didn’t even have the money!

(sung) three bucks in your pocket and it
Costs five to get your name

There’s a famous expression
It’s the street that you grew
Up and your first pet
But, you have to make an impression
Something special and unique
So they won’t forget

(spoken) me? I’m Jimmy Wood
Like, you know also it’s kinda my thing
Like most people wouldn’t, well Jimmy would
It’s a play on words

(sung) it’s something that you own
Whoa it’s something of your own
Whoa it’s something you can sell
Whoa it's something so that they’ll remember
(spoken) i wanted to show that I’m a stud
So my last name is Savage
But, my first name is Hershel because I had
To remain true to my Jewish identity

(sung) well, Sunny Lane is my personality
I can’t be something that I’m not
I’m happy a lot
'Cause, I spread a lot of sunshine
I take away your pain
I say, "Come stroll down my Sunny Lane"

(spoken) when I picked my name, Sunny Leoni
There were no other Sunnys
So, I’m not saying anything bad about her
But, like, she stole my name

And for my last name, I chose Kross
Just because I like the letter K
And it’s so cool because now they use my
Name in all of my movie titles
And everybody knows who I am
Double Kross, UnKross, Kriss Kross

(sung) it’s something that you own
Whoa (spoken) uh, I went through a
Couple different stage names
My first one was Long Island

(sung) it’s something of your own whoa

(spoken) then I changed to Alexander Kelly
‘Cause, I’m a big fan of Gene Kelly
But then I realized his dancing was great
But his name was kinda gay
So instead I chose Hudson for Rock Hudson

(sung) it’s something you can sell whoa

(spoken) wolf’s from werewolf
Wolf Hudson! It’s like wolf howl

(sung)
It’s something so that they’ll remember
Sunny, Misty, Stormy, Haley, Ginger, Lynn
Lacey Lane
Sunny Lane, Sunny Leoni, Cindy Lou
Belladonna
Randy, Evan, Dick, Nick, Kylie, Katy
Kate and Aiden
Craven, Audrey, Wolf, Sunny, Misty, Stormy
Haley

Well, my real last name is Brown
And I’ve always been sweet so, my boyfriend
Well one of high school boyfriends
I was like that in high school
Called me Brown Sugar
And I got it tattooed on my thigh
When I was 18, before I got into porn

(spoken) you know, Peter North has two names
Peter North is his straight name, and
When he does gay porn, he’s like Matt Ramsey
I’m like, "Hi
We all know you’re the same person!"

(sung) i was filming a scene
Playing Peter North’s son
I was figuring out a name
And Peter came up with one
He said if I wasn’t Peter North
I would be Craven Moorehead

Craven Moorehead!

And since you’re playing my son today
I’m giving you that name

Sunny, Misty, Stormy, Haley, Ginger
Lynn and Lacey Lane
And Sunny Lane and Sunny Leoni
Cindy Lou and Belladonna
Randy, Evan, Dick and Nick, Kylie, Katy
Kate and Aiden
Craven, Audrey, , Wolf, Sunny, Misty, Stormy
Haley

(spoken) don’t Kross the nurse
Don’t Kross the teacher don’t Kross my mom
When you’ve got a good brand
The possibilities are endless