Michael Friedman - The Corrupt Bargain lyrics
[Michael Friedman - The Corrupt Bargain lyrics]
And now, an explanation of
The Corrupt Bargain
Which took place in the back halls of
Washington while no one was watching
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John Calhoun says:
We need to find a scheme to
Keep the power in the
Hands of the chosen few
John Quincy Adams says:
If my dad was president
I should get to be president too!
Henry Clay says: I’ll make you president
If you make me Secretary of State
Alexis de Tocqueville says
Something in French
That none of us can translate whoo!
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All you educated people
You can talk of liberty
But do you really want the American people
Running their own country? Ooh!
Do do do doot
John Quincy Adams says:
If we steal the election
Then Jackson will surely cave!
John Calhoun says: You can be president
If you don’t try to take away my slaves
Henry Clay says:
You’ll get Missouri ‘cause I know
How to play realpolitick
James Madison said something
Prescient about this
But he was kind of a dick let’s dance!
Do, do, do, do, do
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Do, do, do, do, do, do, do
You can compromise all you want
They’re still drunk and smell like pee!
Do you really want America run
By a man from Tennessee?
John Quincy Adams: The people are stupid!
Henry Clay: They can all go rot!
John Calhoun: They’re lame!
Quincy Adams: They suck!
Henry Clay: Jackson’s a total twat!
John Calhoun:
These guys are idiots but
It’s Jackson who’s a real threat
I’m sure Michel Foucault would
Have an opinion but he hasn’t been born yet
Jackson is a loser! Jackson is a loser!
Jackson is a loser! Jackson is a loser!
The trio laugh maniacally as
Adams celebrates his victory
I’m the president!
Calhoun and Clay sigh
Perhaps realizing who they just conspired
To put in office
The Corrupt Bargain
Which took place in the back halls of
Washington while no one was watching
Do, do, do, do, do do, do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do
John Calhoun says:
We need to find a scheme to
Keep the power in the
Hands of the chosen few
John Quincy Adams says:
If my dad was president
I should get to be president too!
Henry Clay says: I’ll make you president
If you make me Secretary of State
Alexis de Tocqueville says
Something in French
That none of us can translate whoo!
Do, do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do
All you educated people
You can talk of liberty
But do you really want the American people
Running their own country? Ooh!
Do do do doot
John Quincy Adams says:
If we steal the election
Then Jackson will surely cave!
John Calhoun says: You can be president
If you don’t try to take away my slaves
Henry Clay says:
You’ll get Missouri ‘cause I know
How to play realpolitick
James Madison said something
Prescient about this
But he was kind of a dick let’s dance!
Do, do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do, do
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do
You can compromise all you want
They’re still drunk and smell like pee!
Do you really want America run
By a man from Tennessee?
John Quincy Adams: The people are stupid!
Henry Clay: They can all go rot!
John Calhoun: They’re lame!
Quincy Adams: They suck!
Henry Clay: Jackson’s a total twat!
John Calhoun:
These guys are idiots but
It’s Jackson who’s a real threat
I’m sure Michel Foucault would
Have an opinion but he hasn’t been born yet
Jackson is a loser! Jackson is a loser!
Jackson is a loser! Jackson is a loser!
The trio laugh maniacally as
Adams celebrates his victory
I’m the president!
Calhoun and Clay sigh
Perhaps realizing who they just conspired
To put in office