Mike Krol - The World's Gonna End lyrics

You ever get too stressed
And think your life sucks? Well let it go
The world's gonna end one day
And nothing will matter

Chill out the world's gonna end
Your problems ain't shit relax
And have a beer enjoy the sun
While it's still here

There's a super volcano 40
Miles under Yellowstone
National Park that's overdue to erupt
It could put a hole in the country
And block out the sun with two
Hundred thousand tons of sulfuric acid
We could get hit by a huge asteroid
And turn the earth into a doughnut
A rogue black holе could pass through our
Galaxy, mess with the planetary orbit's
And causе the earth and the sun
To officially unfriend each other
Or the sun could dim even slightly and
Send us into another ice age
But not the fun kind with Ray Romano

Chill out the world's gonna end
Your problems ain't shit forget
Paying your rent when the earth's gone
You won't owe a cent

Two collapsed stars could merge and create a
Gamma ray burst, cook our atmosphere
And kill all the plankton in the ocean
No plankton means no oxygen
Fuck the haters, without oxygen
The haters will be dead
Global warming could raise the sea
Levels so high we're
Living in that underwater level
Of Super Mario
CERN could accelerate their particles and
Create a black hole
In Geneva and we'd all die supervillain style
Or maybe there'll be too many people and
We'll run out of clean water
Humans can't drink poop water
Stephen Hawking states that if aliens
Exist it'll be like how
Columbus treated the American Indians which
Was not very chill
We could chop down the rain forest and
Then the whole ecosystem would collapse
That's called a Trophic Cascade and it sucks
Fungus could spread an evil disease
Or terrorists could spread an
Evil disease, or doctors could
Create an evil disease
A mosquito's already an evil disease
What happened to mad cow? Or, or, or
We could finally reach the
Singularity and computers
Get too smart and turn on us et tu, siri?

Chill out the world's gonna end
Your problems ain't shit it's like
Carl Sagan said "Extinction's the rule
We'll all wind up dead"