MIKE - College Humor Pt. II lyrics
[MIKE - College Humor Pt. II lyrics]
Look i found Julie and I fucked her
I broke the rubber so I went across the
Hall and stole one from her brother
I put her ass to sleep then
I went and found her mother didn't hit it
But I got a couple kisses and her number
Man, I'm really just a douchebag
And if you've been listening
From the beginning
You should've fucking knew that
It's Mike Stud Homie are you sick of me?
I'm winning
Only thing I've ever lost is my dignity
Giggity, I'm sick in the head
Give me a remedy i get a lot of brain
Every night is an epiphany
I'm young and gettin it
Music was a good call white boy killin it
Bitch I'm Johnny Football
Kickoff, it's game time
Now they all listening
I'm tired but I'm still the
Fuckin man like Michelin
No sleep, I'd rather sip and get buzzed
And just mellow out like
A fucking Knicks sub, yessuh
I'm telling all the girls the same thing
I'm telling all the girls I love them
But, I don't really mean a damn thing
I just wanna go home and fuck them so I
Sorry girl, I'm just tryna have fun
Look I'm hungover as fuck
Just yakked on the plane ride
Wrote a couple songs on the
Way just to save time i got a busy day
I didn't fly Southwest
But I guarantee your bitch is tryna get away
Treat it like a job so I
Gotta hit up Happy Hour
Taking shots to the face like I'm Pacquiao
Happy now? Just went back to Georgetown
And all these hoes were tryna kick
It like it's fourth down
I ain't mad about it, fuck a cap and gown
I'm the type of dude to say
Whatever regardless how bad it sounds
And man I'm really just a cool guy
With a weird stage name and a crude mind
And in due time brett got his peepee off the
Web so that's that
But, I guarantee that motherfucker's
Got a SnapChat
And this is favorite actor poke, no Facebook
If you don't know Athletic D
You need to learn the playbook
I broke the rubber so I went across the
Hall and stole one from her brother
I put her ass to sleep then
I went and found her mother didn't hit it
But I got a couple kisses and her number
Man, I'm really just a douchebag
And if you've been listening
From the beginning
You should've fucking knew that
It's Mike Stud Homie are you sick of me?
I'm winning
Only thing I've ever lost is my dignity
Giggity, I'm sick in the head
Give me a remedy i get a lot of brain
Every night is an epiphany
I'm young and gettin it
Music was a good call white boy killin it
Bitch I'm Johnny Football
Kickoff, it's game time
Now they all listening
I'm tired but I'm still the
Fuckin man like Michelin
No sleep, I'd rather sip and get buzzed
And just mellow out like
A fucking Knicks sub, yessuh
I'm telling all the girls the same thing
I'm telling all the girls I love them
But, I don't really mean a damn thing
I just wanna go home and fuck them so I
Sorry girl, I'm just tryna have fun
Look I'm hungover as fuck
Just yakked on the plane ride
Wrote a couple songs on the
Way just to save time i got a busy day
I didn't fly Southwest
But I guarantee your bitch is tryna get away
Treat it like a job so I
Gotta hit up Happy Hour
Taking shots to the face like I'm Pacquiao
Happy now? Just went back to Georgetown
And all these hoes were tryna kick
It like it's fourth down
I ain't mad about it, fuck a cap and gown
I'm the type of dude to say
Whatever regardless how bad it sounds
And man I'm really just a cool guy
With a weird stage name and a crude mind
And in due time brett got his peepee off the
Web so that's that
But, I guarantee that motherfucker's
Got a SnapChat
And this is favorite actor poke, no Facebook
If you don't know Athletic D
You need to learn the playbook